tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post4401058439052014249..comments2023-09-15T04:27:57.129-04:00Comments on Commentarama: The United Nations Serves A Purpose After AllAndrewPricehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11312364467936820986noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-86323881534685116142009-09-25T23:42:40.091-04:002009-09-25T23:42:40.091-04:00CalFederalist: And the delegates could dine on gr...CalFederalist: And the delegates could dine on green cheese.<br /><br />StanH: It would look just like the evil queen's ice palace in <i>The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe</i>. And Qaddafi could borrow her outfits for the speech, at least before we launch.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-32627088520951376222009-09-25T23:30:39.915-04:002009-09-25T23:30:39.915-04:00Or we could push up the space program and move the...Or we could push up the space program and move the UN to the moon. While someone like Qaddafi was speaking, we could have huge lights on the moon flash "Ignore This Message!"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02284025222779154243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-63206296127358879112009-09-25T23:15:46.047-04:002009-09-25T23:15:46.047-04:00Death by iceberg, I like it. Once they’ve been con...Death by iceberg, I like it. Once they’ve been converted into Popsicles the dignitaries can then adorn the august UN building like gargoyles on a medieval church, You can hear the little tykes now, “Mommy look, …there’s Momar(?).”StanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07395708786509590321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-22258510896035183532009-09-25T23:01:58.039-04:002009-09-25T23:01:58.039-04:00StanH: We'll have a better way by then. When...StanH: We'll have a better way by then. When Qaddafi runs over his allotted fifteen minutes, he'll have a "Titanic moment." Plenty of large chunks of ice in Antarctica, and the State of Commentarama will own its own berg launcher.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-62308886163185154432009-09-25T22:25:19.393-04:002009-09-25T22:25:19.393-04:00“The Hall of Dissonance!” Eureka, they’ll come fro...“The Hall of Dissonance!” Eureka, they’ll come from miles around to watch …well whatever in the hell it is that they do. I do think weapons would be good as well, if Qudaffi goes on a bit long, “POW!” ..end of speech. LOL!StanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07395708786509590321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-29094407914782157662009-09-25T19:54:09.322-04:002009-09-25T19:54:09.322-04:00StanH: What would we call the exhibit, "The ...StanH: What would we call the exhibit, "The Hall of Hesitants?" Maybe "The Hall of Miscreants." Ah, I have it: "The Hall of Dissonance."LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-13356834928583883042009-09-25T19:28:36.982-04:002009-09-25T19:28:36.982-04:00HamiltonsGhost: It would certainly be an improvem...HamiltonsGhost: It would certainly be an improvement. Everybody in the chamber dressed in tuxedos or tails, with the ambassador from Penguinia leading the parade. The nation of Commentarama will comply with the dress rules, except the jackets will be dark blue, the shirts white, and the ties red.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-23565364833182513472009-09-25T19:07:19.966-04:002009-09-25T19:07:19.966-04:00StanH; Sadly, however much it might belong in Fan...StanH; Sadly, however much it might belong in Fantasyland, if we move the UN to Disneyland or Disney World, then we would still have to move that to Antarctica. Anything closer than 3,000 miles away is too close.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-36735110572774344302009-09-25T18:38:20.562-04:002009-09-25T18:38:20.562-04:00Move them to “Disney World.” Kind of like the “Hal...Move them to “Disney World.” Kind of like the “Hall of Presidents,” but different. Come to think of it I still like to go to Disney …scratch that Antarctica would be cool. Perhaps let then bring weapons on the floor that could interesting?StanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07395708786509590321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-42384524011930601512009-09-25T16:59:22.367-04:002009-09-25T16:59:22.367-04:00LawHawk,
You are making my points. Are you arguin...LawHawk,<br /><br />You are making my points. Are you arguing for my side?:-)Joel Farnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15856960977033430002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-88005047098876386762009-09-25T16:53:55.241-04:002009-09-25T16:53:55.241-04:00Joel: Lucy's great, but her jokes don't n...Joel: Lucy's great, but her jokes don't need explanation, her physical comedy was intentional, and she didn't need Martian-speaking interpreters to tell us what she said.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-2784182786078156932009-09-25T16:48:36.607-04:002009-09-25T16:48:36.607-04:00WriterX: Ya know, we could just put all those pie...WriterX: Ya know, we could just put all those pieces together (edited for length, of course) and it would be a hundred times as funny as any routine Saturday Night Live has put together since its inception.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-3662089819197375282009-09-25T16:46:54.412-04:002009-09-25T16:46:54.412-04:00LawHawk,
What do you have against I Love Lucy rer...LawHawk,<br /><br />What do you have against I Love Lucy reruns? Discrimination!! That's what it is!Joel Farnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15856960977033430002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-86516720054905669242009-09-25T16:43:44.421-04:002009-09-25T16:43:44.421-04:00Joel: What, and vaporize all those great speakers...Joel: What, and vaporize all those great speakers? We'd have to go back to watching re-runs of <i>I Love Lucy</i>. LOLLawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-15724551893989240772009-09-25T16:31:31.127-04:002009-09-25T16:31:31.127-04:00Crazy theatre is right. And every year it gets wo...Crazy theatre is right. And every year it gets worse and more obvious that the UN is so unbelievably worthless. What can these guys do next year to top this year? My only regret this year was that future Weight Watchers spokesman, Hugo "Bozo" Chavez, wasn't more colorful. The lovefest with Obama was too predictable.<br /><br />Thanks for all the laughs, LawHawk.Writer Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16505411188186283813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-90403397975088974462009-09-25T16:26:49.471-04:002009-09-25T16:26:49.471-04:00I think the UN building should be put on the side ...I think the UN building should be put on the side of an active Volcano.Joel Farnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15856960977033430002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-18639684913362855032009-09-25T15:51:37.787-04:002009-09-25T15:51:37.787-04:00Lawhawk--I just had an idea too. If we move the U...Lawhawk--I just had an idea too. If we move the UN to Antarctica, will the emperor penguins demand to join? And my next question is, will this make it easier to freeze the assets of terrorists? (And yes I did say ass<i>et</i>s).HamiltonsGhosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04221388870143101954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-33819347261809452022009-09-25T15:09:05.018-04:002009-09-25T15:09:05.018-04:00Tennessee: You just gave me an idea. Why don'...Tennessee: You just gave me an idea. Why don't we secede from the United States and form the Sovereign Internet State of Commentarama? We can then get one of those junior memberships, and in no time we'll be as important as Trinidad/Tobago, Nauru, Sau Tome/Principe and Palau. I nominate Andrew for President-for-Life, and I'll be the UN Ambassador since I'm excellent at long-winded speeches that mean absolutely nothing (but they make you feel good).LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-44486634311684357932009-09-25T14:47:44.217-04:002009-09-25T14:47:44.217-04:00Humor aside, those are some pretty good suggestion...Humor aside, those are some pretty good suggestions about where to relocate it (Tora Bora might work as well.) While the suggested dues fairly represent the worth of the U.N., might I also suggest, in these recessionary times, a bargain junior membership valued at half price?Tennessee Jedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604275115906776992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-72334498752105320782009-09-25T14:43:08.211-04:002009-09-25T14:43:08.211-04:00Andrew: Libya won't accept it. It's the ...Andrew: Libya won't accept it. It's the only chance they get to send Qaddafi out of the country to do his routines elsewhere. Even Libyans have their limits.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-17880355569008845552009-09-25T14:39:42.870-04:002009-09-25T14:39:42.870-04:00rlaWTX: Always glad to please. I thought of putt...rlaWTX: Always glad to please. I thought of putting them at the North Pole, but the polar bears wouldn't like those tents warming up the ice and destroying their habitat. Also, Santa Claus would have to move his workshop, and our boiler room elves would go into open revolt.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-18560535183708616782009-09-25T14:31:45.343-04:002009-09-25T14:31:45.343-04:00I like the idea of moving the UN to Libya. Talk a...I like the idea of moving the UN to Libya. Talk about two groups that deserve each other!AndrewPricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11312364467936820986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-34508358771561513702009-09-25T14:14:56.902-04:002009-09-25T14:14:56.902-04:00"The Generally Crazy Debating Society" -..."The Generally Crazy Debating Society" -- Love it!!!<br /><br />and those dues are right about on the nose!<br /><br />thanks for putting the UN in perspective...rlaWTXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09319344164726195144noreply@blogger.com