tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post167949192550886359..comments2023-09-15T04:27:57.129-04:00Comments on Commentarama: San Francisco Diary--Journal Of An ExileAndrewPricehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11312364467936820986noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-7875733984827795242009-11-05T20:32:42.908-05:002009-11-05T20:32:42.908-05:00HamiltonsGhost: That seems like a logical use. I h...HamiltonsGhost: That seems like a logical use. I had been thinking that fish scales can be used in expensive automobile paint jobs, and also in "glow" makeup. Why not use them for that? I would particularly love to see the Botox Babes of California (Boxer, Pelosi, and Feinstein) wearing the makeup over their permanently mystified smile faces. At least they'd look alive instead of like escapees from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. We could call the makeup "Smelt Melt, for that shiny glow."LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-86161090627427725342009-11-05T19:59:03.127-05:002009-11-05T19:59:03.127-05:00Lawhawk--Can the Delta Smelt be ground up and made...Lawhawk--Can the Delta Smelt be ground up and made into fish oil? At least then it would serve a purpose other than destroying California's agriculture.HamiltonsGhosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07777000856977635480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-72019021492530683772009-11-05T18:39:05.116-05:002009-11-05T18:39:05.116-05:00Andrew: Oxygen causes clear thinking, so we'v...Andrew: Oxygen causes clear thinking, so we've banned it in San Francisco. My stash is black market. Now you all know why I've been able to remain a conservative. Don't tell anyone. The oxygen police are everywhere.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-53903149537511694882009-11-05T18:34:57.903-05:002009-11-05T18:34:57.903-05:00Bev: Thank you for the retraction. Thank goodnes...Bev: Thank you for the retraction. Thank goodness conservatives follow instructions or we'd soon have a panic. But since they will dutifully concede to the retraction, we're home free. LOL<br /><br />I have to go take a drag from my oxygen bottle now.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-15589861202690477252009-11-05T15:20:11.633-05:002009-11-05T15:20:11.633-05:00LOL!! I can neither confirm nor deny any study by...LOL!! I can neither confirm nor deny any study by Commentarama, nor any intent to trick you into revealing any such study. . . if it did exist.<br /><br />You're right, oxygen is a hard habit to break!AndrewPricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11312364467936820986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-31003504858958530322009-11-05T15:08:13.040-05:002009-11-05T15:08:13.040-05:00Andrew, personally, I am oppose to any ban on oxyg...Andrew, personally, I am oppose to any ban on oxygen as I have grown quite fond of the stuff and frankly can't live without it. Sadly, oxygen is as addictive as heroin or chocolate. <br /><br />But as our studies show...wait...is this a trick to get me to talk about our ongoing secret scientific studies at Commentarama...umm...that we don't do??BevfromNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953050916932306270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-35308369277828444762009-11-05T14:36:28.952-05:002009-11-05T14:36:28.952-05:00Bev, Doesn't oxygen cause cancer? Maybe we sh...Bev, Doesn't oxygen cause cancer? Maybe we should ban it. . .AndrewPricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11312364467936820986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-91647238574055486762009-11-05T14:23:21.184-05:002009-11-05T14:23:21.184-05:00(Oops, sorry, LawHawk, I forgot)
Important Press ...(Oops, sorry, LawHawk, I forgot)<br /><br />Important Press Release: To All Commentarama readers<br /><br />Please disregard any mention of any scientific studies about oxygen, or lack thereof, in California as relating to brain damage. We at Commentarama wish to apologize for any embarassment this may have caused especially to Jeannine Garafalo because we know how sensitive she is. <br /><br />Thank you.<br />ManagementBevfromNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953050916932306270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-78553816463942117362009-11-05T13:13:12.835-05:002009-11-05T13:13:12.835-05:00Joel: Californiaitis is more contagious than swin...Joel: Californiaitis is more contagious than swine flu. And as far as we know, there's no vaccine.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-35285198754861581992009-11-05T13:11:47.393-05:002009-11-05T13:11:47.393-05:00Bev: We were keeping the study hush-hush.Bev: We were keeping the study hush-hush.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-15287407084142622362009-11-05T12:40:30.332-05:002009-11-05T12:40:30.332-05:00LawHawk,
I guess with all those fruits, nuts and ...LawHawk,<br /><br />I guess with all those fruits, nuts and flakes squished together in one place for so long, undoubtedly it has fermented into a psychedelic witches brew. The hangover looming ahead will be historic. I just wish that it will be limited to California, unfortunately I think a few illicit barrels have been transported around the nation. Most of them being left in Washington DC.Joel Farnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15856960977033430002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-4083692095512860902009-11-05T12:34:14.597-05:002009-11-05T12:34:14.597-05:00Law and Joel: Scientific studies* prove that ther...Law and Joel: Scientific studies* prove that there is less oxygen in California**, so there is a significantly higher rate of brain damage.<br /><br />*This is from a Commentarama-led scientific study not yet funded or published.<br />**Excluding certain areas in San Francisco.BevfromNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14953050916932306270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-83396799684081441752009-11-05T12:09:12.147-05:002009-11-05T12:09:12.147-05:00Joel: I think he has a completely different conce...Joel: I think he has a completely different concept of the meaning of "word processor." His is a Cuisinart.<br /><br />The old explanation for California's craziness was that God tipped the United States on its side, and all the nuts rolled into California. It's as good an explanation as any.LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-73972717922473511532009-11-05T12:04:24.510-05:002009-11-05T12:04:24.510-05:00WriterX: I do the Morford link occasionally inste...WriterX: I do the Morford link occasionally instead of a commentary because they're long and rambling and don't always lend themselves well to a short critique. But I know that writers like you would get a kick out them. Glad you enjoy them. Unbelievable, huh?LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-50385790878625976722009-11-05T12:01:17.584-05:002009-11-05T12:01:17.584-05:00Tennessee: The west span (from Yerba Buena Island...Tennessee: The west span (from Yerba Buena Island to San Francisco) has consistently been found safe. It's basically the same construction as the Golden Gate. The east span, however, always looked to me as if it has been designed and put together by a kid with a Gilbert Erector Set. You don't like suspension construction, add a cantilever section. You don't like cantilever, add a straight causeway section. The new span will be "cable-stayed suspension." Very sexy and modern, but will it stand up to an earthquake?LawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-18917558154008658452009-11-05T11:56:02.577-05:002009-11-05T11:56:02.577-05:00StanH: I think I'll just take BART for a year...StanH: I think I'll just take BART for a year or so after they open the new span. LOLLawHawkRFDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17800255923675295515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-47344229397858321162009-11-05T10:34:26.679-05:002009-11-05T10:34:26.679-05:00LawHawk,
Morford attempts to out-Miller Dennis Mi...LawHawk,<br /><br />Morford attempts to out-Miller Dennis Miller. C for the attempt and D- for the execution. His thoughts are chaotic at best. What does he do? Sit at his computer and play with a cat, edit it a bit, then push it out for the public to see?<br /><br />You know I would care more about the fate of the Delta Smelt if it could be made into a sandwish. Call it smeltifish. Not to be confused with the crude joke concerning the smeltafish. <br /><br />I wonder, have too many common-sense voters left California? Is that it? Or does the strangle hold the left has on California too strong?<br /><br />I don't envy you.Joel Farnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15856960977033430002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-49498205564889727662009-11-05T10:18:39.510-05:002009-11-05T10:18:39.510-05:00Just read Morford's column. Is it his weekly ...Just read Morford's column. Is it his weekly goal to use as many adjectives and as few periods as possible? I got a headache after the first paragrah.<br /><br />The Gavin Newsom story sounds suspicious, at best. No doubt pictures will surface from somewhere, probably YouTube. My guess is he took a side trip to Brazil on his way to Hawaii. Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.Writer Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16505411188186283813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-87148563130848777962009-11-05T10:09:22.056-05:002009-11-05T10:09:22.056-05:00Anytime I have ever driven over the bay bridge, I ...Anytime I have ever driven over the bay bridge, I wonder if something bad might happen. Mayor Newsom, last seen by me being an ass at the President's Cup goes missing? I thought you were going to say he had gone hiking on the Appalachian Trail, for Pete's sake.<br /><br />Democrats as tax cheats? What a surprise, did he forget it is patriotic to pay taxes? Issuing a bond proposal for a water bill? Hawk, don't you see a potential screenplay here. We could get Nicholson, Dunaway, and convicted child molester Roman Polanski to star in it.Tennessee Jedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10604275115906776992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425587034622601550.post-31708206462677580072009-11-05T09:46:05.508-05:002009-11-05T09:46:05.508-05:00If at first you don’t succeed…they’ll fix it this ...If at first you don’t succeed…they’ll fix it this time, no worries Lawhawk.<br /><br />Taxes are for the other people. Democrat politicians are exempt. Ron Dellums always the sleaze ball.<br /><br />Gavin Newsome is a member of the sainted class, where rejection is an experience only for the citizenry. Poor Gavin, he may have to get a job yet.<br /><br />Save a farmer, kill the smelt!StanHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07395708786509590321noreply@blogger.com