And then there were five. . . Apparently, Jon Huntsman's "ticket to ride" didn't get him all the way to South Carolina. And while he and his campaign were begging for bus fare in Newark, they got robbed of the will to continue. So he's packing up his bags and heading back to China, leaving the rest of us to struggle on without his smugness. You will be missed Jon. . . by someone.
While we wait for the debate to begin, riddle me this: what movie character would you most/least want to see as President?
Monday, January 16, 2012
T-Rav's Sockpuppet Theater Presents: Sassafracas
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 441 Newer› Newest»Good line Mitt. I love legal immigration. Get in line illegals. Yes.
Where's Geraldo when we need him to provide the hysteria?
T-Rav, I'm buying crack on Thursday morning.
So we must already be satisfied with the other candidates' stances on illegal immigration? No point in asking anybody else?
Williams speaks for the Black Caucus. Talk about a loaded question!
Rick avoids the question on whether he supports affirmative action....
DANGER, DANGER WILL ROBINSON
We could also be sure to cut regulations and thus ensure greater upward social mobility. Just saying.
Would Williams even be a moderator if it weren't MLK day? Just askin'.
Juan Williams is a racist.
Ricky finally gives a good answer to another stupid question.
Here we go....
Surprise, surprise, it's the "Race Debate." Pthzzz!
Paul goes back to playing the race card himself.
That's because rich whites don't plug someone trying to sell crack you ass.
Juan and Paul amplify the crazy to new depths!
That's because more of them use drugs and commit violent crimes! Oh wait, does saying "them" make me a racist?
Race-baiter! Why do I half expect Ron Paul to bite his lip and say "I feel your pain"?
F-you Paul.
Okay, I'm going to hit up my medicine cabinet now.
Is Williams saying it's racist to prosecute more blacks than whites because more blacks do drugs? Is he making assumptions about black people that no white person would ever dare make publicly? That disparity argument has next-to-no validity.
T-Rav, certainly.
You're all racists and I'm going to lecture you on how racist I think you racists are you racists.
Ron Paul: I know that Dr. King would agree with me because I've got my oiuja board under the podium here.
Can't you see that I'm just asking questions, you racist jerk?
And Williams does it again. Poor=black. He does racism better than the Ku Klux Klan.
I had a paper route.
From the Juan-tionary:
Poor - (n) racist codeword for black
Lawhawk, If a white person made the same assumptions about blacks they would be burned in effigy at NAACP HQ.
Prove that you're a racist!!!!
I detasseled corn. Because I'm from Nebraska. LOL!
I concur, Juan is a racist. Putz.
Andrew, only in effigy...?
People of all races sent Juan e-mails? Does his e-mail tell him what color the senders are?
Hey NPR, are you willing to take this guy back?
So now attacking Obama is racist.
Williams is now making it about him versus the candidates. "Food stamp president" = racist. Gingrich responds well--you don't like uncomfortable answers.
I cooked crystal meth, and I never took a food stamp from anyone!
On the bright side, Juan is making this debate interesting. I still need that vodka, though.
Kudos to Newt on this take down of the racist **&^% that is Juan Williams.
Newt fires back at Juan with both barrels. Applause.
Andrew, don't you have the race feature enabled in your Outlook? I thought everybody did.
In a way, I guess I'm grateful for the presence of Juan Williams. He is unintentionally allowing the candidates to discuss the issue that Holder called us coward about.
Answer to earlier question, Tommy Lee Jones for Prez.
T-Rav, Crystal meth is for whites and that makes your drug use racist.
Flash poll:
How would you describe this debate so far?
a)clusterf@#k
b)train wreck
c)someone shoot me
d)all of the above
tryanmax, I turned it off. It kept saying everyone who sent me e-mails was an Eskimo.
T-Rav:
e) Diane Sawyer said to put it on her tab.
T-Rav, I'm going with A.
Andrew: So that's why I keep getting questions about the whale-blubber shortage.
See guys? I'm still relevant when those media bullies come around!
Paul is at least 50% moonbat. A lot of his views are inherently leftist.
And Juan (I know you're a racist because you're white) Williams hearts Paul.
Oh, so you assume that just because we live at the North Pole, we don't have the Internet? You racist jackass.
Look, let's just stop defending ourselves!
Why? That wasn't a declaration of war, either.
This round is on foreign policy, or "Why do you hate light brown people?"
Paul thinks you can magically "catch" mass murderers without occasionally killing them, an obvious violation of international law. I think that's what he said.
I should have let the DVR go over to Hawaii Five-O. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duhhhh....
I want to like Paul, but it's just impossible. I'm sorry Ron, go home.
T-Rav, Awesome theme song!
Ben,
50% moonbat + 50% wingnut = Ron Paul
This Paul guy is right on target.
WE DIDN'T SEND PAKISTAN INTO CHAOS YOU ASS!
Do the Paulbot dance! Speaking of digging holes...
Ron Paul is the bomb!
There's no hole we can dig as big as the one in Paul's head.
You know, say what you will about Bachmann, but if she were still here, she would be tearing Ron Paul a new one over this crap.
So Paul is to the left of Obama on foreign policy....
Santorum is to the left of Obama on economic policy....
We should merge them and create a new MEGA-leftist.
PAULBOTS
What's wrong with how Eichmann was put on trial? I mean, other than the fact that it was the Jews doing it....
Keep talking, Paul. The men in the white coats are on their way.
Wasting away again in Paulylooneyville...looking for my lost shaker of thought...
This is an insanely simplistic hypothetical.
Who's worse at debating? Perry or Paul?
Gingrich got it right.
Ok, good answer by Newt SO FAR... now give me an actual answer.
Newt is on fire in that last response!
Yeah, because that works out SO well.
"endlessly bomb"? name the country.
Oh, goody. The Golden Rule. The rule that exists in every major religion save one.
What has it gots in its pocketses????
Howard Johnson is right!
Go Mitt!
I've been impressed with his answers thus far.
Mitt is ON tonight.
I'll add one: a military so strong no one would think to test it AND the will to use it.
We will negotiate with the Taliban, it's inevitable. But people will love this answer.
Yes! We don't negotiate with our enemies! We kill them. End of story.
Yeah Mitt! Wait a minute, what am I saying?!
Cool, taking down 0bama and Biden.
Obama did exactly the things Ricky voted for. So STFU Rick.
And you were the author of a bill which prevented sanctions from working. Selective memory much?
I thought Turkey was great?
Andy Levy on Twitter: Does Paul know Argentina claimed Israel violated its sovereignty by capturing Eichmann?
Turkey's great, but turducken is the bomb.
Hold on, Rick's brain is running a virus check... he'll be back on line in a minute.
T-Rav, I love Turducken!!
Santorum's the flip-flopper. And yet the fingers get pointed at Romney. Pthzzz.
A Perry-Paul smackdown? This could be interesting.
Gong for Paulie.
Great Statement.
Yep this is the gong show.
FYI, Allen West said yesterday he might agree to be a VP!!
Perry is doing really well tonight.
Beeker didn't say anything about what would happen to Syria if it becomes "democratic."
Like Lybia and Egypt radical muslims will take over.
I like how pretty much everyone is calling Paul on his crazies.
Yes, he served as a flight surgeon.
That was a horrible bill and Romney is giving the standard "it will only used against bad people" answer. I hate that.
Second look at me?
T-Rav, And he probably channeled Alan Alda a la M*A*S*H the whole time.
Ben, Beaker has no answer for anything over there except saying "Obama sucks."
PROGRESS!!!
Rick, It's possible.
Yeah Mitt! I actually think I can vote for him now!
I hate it when I have to agree with Santorum. It makes me feel dirty.
Andrew, am I dreaming, or are you more in agreement with Santorum than with Romney on this?
Andrew, I concur. Bad bill. What he said after that was good though.
Santorum is right, but he made the answer as boring as possible.
What am I good for? Absolutely nothing...
... except saving people who are being killed by bad guys.
Paul finally makes one good point about the bad bill.
Those silly little terrorists overseas? Pish, they're not really a threat. Other Americans? BIG threat.
War, Good-God, y'all. Hunh!
Is Perry being dubbed tonight?
Oh, by the way. Perry is the governor of Texas.
T-Rav, On that one issue, Santorum is mostly right.
And become more amenable to lobbyists.
Andrew, has there been an article on a Balanced Budget Amendment. That's something I'd really like some sorting of the pros and cons on.
Perry is going the populism route but he does make a few valid points.
If Perry had performed like this in the first couple debates, he'd have a 40% lead.
Hey, there's this thing called the Ryan Plan....
tryanmax, I don't recall. I'll have to look. I know I discussed it a couple times. If not, I'll see what I can do.
Romney is doing a good job on SS and Medicare entitlements.
I haven't heard a single plan from a Republican that doesn't make provision for people at or near retirement. Why is that so hard to get?
Good answer by Romney.
Is it just me, or these guys are getting more conservative?
AndrewPrice is now calling a winner based on exit polling of brainwaves.
1. Romney wins 47%
2. Rick Perry second 44%
3. Newt 9%
Joel, Now that New Hampshire is gone, they're all running right again.
No, it's a BRILLIANT policy!
Joel, they are, and I like it because if they go far enough right in the primary, that limits how far back to the center they can go in the general.
Yeah, I totally rigged those brainwaves of his.
Yep. Santorum = Obama
Yeah, but unfortunately we have Florida coming up, which I would not call a conservative state. Well, outside the Panhandle, anyway.
This is Rick deciding how to micromanage the economy. He is a SOCIALIST ASSH*LE!
Joel, they are saying the right things more often and acting more conservative.
I hope it sticks.
And he lies.
Any chance of moving the next debate to Tallahassee?
Hey Andrew, wanna go halvsies on my rubbing alcohol?
Beeker is flailing now.
I'm actually for giving the debate back over to Williams, because we've heard all of this before.
You dare to call Romney's plan not bold? What do you know about BOLDNESS you asshole.
I can't listen to this idiot anymore.
Santorum is a wonky socialist.
T-Rav, Yes... yes I do.
Joel, Yep. That's him.
Newt: You're not going to reduce overhead by bloc grants to the states if one of those states is California.
So Santorum is in favor of capitalism after his socialist plan fixes the economy?
Beaker is too kind a disparagement, Beaker is a vertebrate.
Gee, I thought Newt and Santorum were supposed to have a "nonaggression pact" or something.
Beeker should leave Newt alone.
He doesn't have enough brain power to spar with Newt or Mitt.
Hey, you Commentarama folks look like a ready and willing market for this new stuff we've got!
Grrr. Romney just kicked reform in the teeth, though that will play well with scared moderates.
Dear Drug Dealer, do you make house calls?
This is twitter. The bots on twitter are going after Romney.
Listening to these things not only hurts my brain, it hurts my will to live.
So it's social issues up next? Oh, goody. Santorum will finally start talking about that, which he hasn't been doing so far.
Great ad!
I'd say Flo for Prez, but she's obviously a progressive. :P
Twitter isn't that important. It is a rich kid's play toy.
Yeah, I'm thinking of putting my head through a two-by-four just now.
That's a good breakdown of the debate winners, Andrew.
Mitt is definitely winning at this point and Perry id doing better than he usually does.
Newt is still Newt but Beaker has jumped the sanity train and Paul was never on it.
Aren't gun owners racists?
I think I rather like you.
I'm starting to think it might be time to do an article on Ron Paul.
Well, why else would you own a gun...?
And no one appreciates that more than we do.
I don't hunt but I totally believe in gun rights and I think it's ridiculous that candidates need to go hunting to prove their cred.
NO you LIAR... you voted FOR IT!!!!!
Gun locks are useless. They are there to protect the robber.
Frankly, the 2nd Amendment isn't about hunting.
Santorum may be a moron, but he'll probably clean up this round of questioning with the SC folks.
Romney sounded nervous or shaken about the secon Ammendment question but he said the right things for the most part.
You know, I'm glad that Ricky saved the constitution on every issue because without him, there would be no America.
Preferred outcome tonight: Santorum and Paul in a cage match. There are no survivors.
AndrewPrice said...
I'm starting to think it might be time to do an article on Ron Paul.
It'll be entertaining to say the least! :^)
tryanmax, That's my point exactly -- it has nothing to do with hunting, it's about protection from government.
I could have been watching McGarrett and Dann-o all this time.
Ben, T-Rav did a good article on him and his past, but I think it's time to focus on his recent stuff.
People who say Paul understands our Constitution are just plain wrong.
Wait! This just dawned on me. Gun rights are a social issue now?
Cheap shot by Newt.
I read that one. T-Rav did a great job! :^)
Newt is saying that Romney should break the law.
Wait, are we talking about Mexico or--or China--or Pelosi-land?....I'm so confused.
Again with the PAC ads. STOPPITT!
tryanmax, have you never heard of "God, guns, and gays"?
I'm not a hoax!
Biggest hoax since Bigfoot. Nice.
(sniff sniff) No one believes in me.
Careful Mitt. Lots of morons believe in Bigfoot. LOL
Hey, I'm not a hoax! Racist!
T-Rav, Add "gin" and you would have a pretty strange party.
Okay, okay, Bigfoot. We get it.
Good answer by Romney!
Excellent answer -- get rid of campaign finance laws!
Well, he's saying all the right things. (sigh)
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