Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Captioning: Short People Got No Reason

Obama recently met with the Munchkinland Medical Association to discuss the high incidence of diabetes among the members of the Lollipop Guild. That's how I see, that's how I'm calling it. You?




18 comments:

LawHawkSF said...

And when he's done with the Munchkinland Medical Association and the Lollipop Guild, he will meet with the Lullably League to find out which bedtime songs they'll be singing to us when we're all taking the dirt nap after being treated under Obamacare.

StanH said...

The Lollipop Guild, those evil little bastards. They spread their misery through song and sweets, beguiling all who listen, or taste their sweet confections. Just look at the Barry, he’s obviously in their evil little spell, this would explain much? Many say since their arrival around 1939, the horrors that follow can be laid at their creepy little feet. A word of advice, when you see them coming, elbows and a$$hole brothers and sisters, run the other way, and quickly.

Suzie1 said...

The Lollipop Guild prepares to perform their new theme song, "Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm".

ScottDS said...

(I know, wrong movie)

"And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids."

"Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"

"I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing."

AndrewPrice said...

Suzie1, Good call. It probably wouldn't surprise you that this group was known as "Doctors for Obama" before the election?

Lawhawk, A dirtnap? That would be pollution. They're going to require composting soon.

AndrewPrice said...

Scott, Great movie, though I'm not sure I want to see Obamawonka and the Medical Factory.

Stan, I would like to blame Lollipop Guild for all of the evil in the world, but I suspect some of it can be attributed to Smurfs too.

Writer X said...

Does this mean that only those people who find the Wizard (or the golden ticket) will get healthcare?

AndrewPrice said...

Writer X, LOL! Yep, that's about how it's going to play out. And those tickets are only handed out to Congress and their very rich friends.

Suzie1 said...

Writer X, I looked for the wizard, and all I found behind the curtain were plastic greek columns and a broken teleprompter.

Tennessee Jed said...

Barrackiver's Travels

Writer X said...

Suzie, that's what I was afraid of. Smoke and mirrors. Figures.

Andrew, sounds like Reid, Emmanuel, Dodd, and that other crook are trying to do just that as we speak. It's truly the foxes guarding the henhouse.

USArtguy said...

I heard "your tallness" isn't good enough for Obama any more. He wants to be called "your highness".

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, Good one! LOL!


Writer X, That does sound like Chicago politcs. Just wait until the government runs health care and you have to go to your Congressman to get a CT Scan approved. :-(


USArtguy, That does seem to be more appropriate -- "your Highness."

patti said...

going with the wizard of oz theme:

security detail: flying monkeys

hil: wicked witch of the west

scarecrow: biden

heartless lion: rahm

patti said...

bah: i screwed up the lion!

cowardly lion: anyone?

heartless tin man: rahm

Suzie1 said...

cowardly lion: for some reason I picture Al Sharpton. I know he's not part of the admin., it's just what I picture.

I'm sure I'm a racist.

AndrewPrice said...

Patti, Nice casting!


Suzie1, That's ok, apparently we're all racists.

MegaTroll said...

That's a funny picture. Is he standing on a box or something?

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