Showing posts with label Captions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Captions. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Polls and Captions

Let’s discuss more interesting polling data which is beginning to show serious trouble for Obama. Then let’s finish with a group activity. . . captioning an hilarious image from the AP!

First, the polls: The AP just released a poll purporting to show that Obama is ahead of Romney nationally by 1%. . . one little percentage point. But at least he’s ahead, right? Well, maybe not. This poll was biased toward the Democrats by +8%!!! How significant is this? In 2008, the electorate was +7% for the Democrats. So for this poll to be accurate, more Democrats and fewer Republicans would need to turn out than turned out in the Democratic-wave’s high-water mark. That ain’t happenin’.

It sounds to me like Romney is several percent ahead.

But we all know that national polls don’t matter. State by state polls are what matter. So get this, Rasmussen and Gallup both have Romney ahead now in Michigan and Wisconsin. In Michigan, Romney’s lead is surprisingly strong – 48% to 44%. In Wisconsin, Romney leads by 1%, though other polls have him higher. Romney also is even or ahead in these battleground states: Ohio, Colorado, Virginia, Florida and Iowa. The handwriting may not be on the wall yet, but somebody just whipped out an enormous crayon!

Finally, I leave you with this. The AP put out the photo below this week, causing all kinds of people to wonder what exactly the AP is thinking? Was this an intentional sleight of Obama or just sheer incompetence? You make the call (in the comments). Plus, give us your favorite caption(s)! Have at it!


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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Captioning: Hosnary Mubaraclinton

It looks like Egypt has a new ruler, and who it is may surprise you. But we have it on good authority the Egyptian people chose her because they were super impressed by her mystic visions, in which she was able to channel Keith Olbermann. . . something nobody else is going to be able to do. Sadly, all Obama got in trade for giving her up was the basket in which he thinks he was found amongst the reeds as a baby. . . in "Hawaii." Here's Egypt's new Potentessa speaking to Allah, or is it Allen from tech support at Google SpySatellite?



"Oh mighty Allen, help my people find the despicable Anderson Cooper. . . we want to punch him again!!"

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Friday, June 11, 2010

Captioning: Why Didn't I Think of That?

A fool and his money are soon parted. Someone very smart has applied a little bit of ancient grafting wisdom and sold Joe Biden a bridge. You might recognize it.



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Monday, May 24, 2010

Captioning: Welcome Tasty Human!!

Seen below, Hillary Clinton attends a rally on illegal aliens, only to discover that she embarrassingly wore the same thing as her sponsors. . . Scoobehda and Doobehda.



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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Captioning: Marionettes

Usually, it's bad form for marionettes or puppets to acknowledge that they are puppets. To maintain the illusion, they pretend that they're real no matter what else happens. That's why it was such bad form this week for Treasury Secretary Geithner to explain how the Chief Puppeteer at Goldman Sachs works Timmy's mechanisms.





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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Captioning: Obama Fundraiser

Seen below are photos of Obama's most recent fundraiser with Democratic donors. Here Obama either promises to pass "double plus good financial regulation" or he's bragging about the highly addictive taste of Slurm. At least, that's what I think he just said.



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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Captioning: Happy

What do you think brought on these expressions? A Bidenism? Today's poll results? A lover's spat? Nancy Pelosi gettin' nekkid?



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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Captioning: Congressional Metaphor

A picture is worth a thousand words, or so they say. The picture below works as an excellent metaphor for the interaction between Congress and the American people. In the first vehicle, Congress goes for a reckless ride -- that's Congress in the back of the truck. Being Congress, they try to do the impossible, the stupid. . . and they do it at full speed with no thought to what they are about the unleash. In the second vehicle, that's us. Wonderful.




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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Captioning: Shiver Me Bankers!

Tired of being rightly accused of supporting large, connected banks, Pelosi unveils her version of the "claw back" provision she wants included in next year's Democrat-sponsored government handouts to rich bankers. . . either that or she's announcing that she's become possessed?



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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Captioning: Trained Seal of Approval

The shocking truth can now be told. The real Nancy Pelosi died tragically as a result of a defective implant on a male stripper. To keep the party faithful from losing faith until they could get ObamaCare passed, the leadership replaced Pelosi with a body-double. . . a similar looking trained seal. Here the Democrats are feeding the Pelosi seal, as an off-camera Harry Reid throws her a couple of fish.




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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Captioning: Gangs of D.C.

Seen below is the first public photo taken of an infamous Washington D.C. street gang known as the "Sozis". They roam the streets with a giant hammer breaking windows because they believe that will spur the economy. Said the gang's leader, San Fran Tran Nan (who was once a man): "when you're a Sozi, you're a Sozi all the way." Oh, and nice purse Steny. . .



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Friday, March 19, 2010

Captioning: Don't Touch My Medicare Sonny

I understand the Democrats are regretting last year's prescription fire arms benefit they passed as part of Medicare. Seen here, Myrtle Johnson prepares to do a little lobbying with extreme prejudice.



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Monday, March 15, 2010

Captioning: Freudian Finger

Team Obama is having little success swaying over NO votes to the YES camp on health care. They're not sure why. Could it be something about the image Obama is projecting as he busily woos these recalcitrant Congressionals?



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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Captions: Frank Fingers Others

Seen here, after winking to the media, Barney Frank inconspicuously points a finger at his vice chairman as he explains that he has "no idea who could possibly be responsible" for recent problems getting a sane financial reform bill assembled. . . Why? What did you think I meant when I said "fingers"?




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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Captioning: Crooked

I'm not sure why this picture is crooked. Has Pelosi become a comic book villain who can only appear in crooked photos? POW. . . BAM!! Or is she swaying in the backblast caused by the implosion of her leadership? That would explain the hair. Of course, so would this photo. . . eww.




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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Captioning: Whip It Good. . .

Apparently, New Wave music is huge in Iran. Even Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a huge fan of Devo. He's such a big fan, in fact, that he's formed his own band AtomicKraftWerk. Here they are singing their new hit Dare to Be Stupid. . . wait, that's Weird Ahl's version.






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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Captioning: Jimmy Gets A Day Job

I think we just found out what Jimmy Carter did after he left the White House. Habitat for Humanity my butt. . . more like DeathStar for Democrats. Looks to me like someone's been running the evil Galactic Empire. The power to destroy a country is insignificant next to the power of the farce. . .



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Monday, February 15, 2010

Captioning: I Am Not A Crook

Obama has tried to link himself to FDR, Lincoln, JFK and even Reagan. But somehow, none of those seemed right. But now, in honor of President's Day, Obama has started to mimic another President. . . and this one fits. Meet Obamanixon.



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Monday, February 8, 2010

Captioning: IQ Testing For Dummies

Before making his recent politically-incorrect point, Rahm Emanuel quizzed each member of the cabinet to test their ability to count to seven without the benefit of their second hands. Seen here, Timmay Geithner fails the test.



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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Captioning: Put Down The Twinkie!

Michelle Obama ruthlessly mocks a husky fourth grader as part of her "shame a fat kid to stop eating" program, announced by President Obama during his awful state of the union.




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