Saturday, March 27, 2010

Captioning: Trained Seal of Approval

The shocking truth can now be told. The real Nancy Pelosi died tragically as a result of a defective implant on a male stripper. To keep the party faithful from losing faith until they could get ObamaCare passed, the leadership replaced Pelosi with a body-double. . . a similar looking trained seal. Here the Democrats are feeding the Pelosi seal, as an off-camera Harry Reid throws her a couple of fish.


Unknown said...

Andrew: Thank you for solving the mystery of what happened to the sea lions that disappeared from Fisherman's Wharf.

AndrewPrice said...

You're welcome Lawhawk. The mystery is indeed solved. . . the Democrats took 'em.

JB1000 said...

Could you check and see if my pilot light is still lit?

Sorry Senator, your pilot has been out for years.

AndrewPrice said...

JB, That's kind of like a "lights are out and ain't nobody home."

MegaTroll said...

Say "Ahhhhhhhhh what have I done?!"

AndrewPrice said...

Mega, I feel like saying that to Pelosi: "what have you done to my country?!"

Anonymous said...

"Pelosi demonstrates she can eat anything by swallowing the health care bill whole."

AndrewPrice said...

Anon, LOL! Nice. I'd pay to see that. They should haze each other, the way they've hazed us.

ScottDS said...

(I'm writing this on someone else's computer so no Blogger ID today.)

It looks like she's about to break into song. "Where Did We Go Right?" from The Producers comes to mind, with a few corrections.

They shouted hooray
For that [pork] on display
Where did we go right?
Our leading man was so gay
He nearly flew away
Where did we go right?
A [bill] so easy to despise...
Now it's up for the [Nobel] Prize!
Oh, where, oh, where, tell us
Where did we go right?

AndrewPrice said...

Scott, I thought about that, only I was thinking "Springtime for Hitler"!

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