Seen below is the first public photo taken of an infamous Washington D.C. street gang known as the "Sozis". They roam the streets with a giant hammer breaking windows because they believe that will spur the economy. Said the gang's leader, San Fran Tran Nan (who was once a man): "when you're a Sozi, you're a Sozi all the way." Oh, and nice purse Steny. . .