Because the last one worked so well, they're doing it again tonight! Live from Iowa, it's Children of the Corn 2: Pandering Boogaloo! Join us, tonight on Fox at 9:00 PM EST, casual dress, overalls preferred, B.Y.O.B. Farm subsidies for the first twenty people through the door!
Come one, come all....
... will Newt insult us all?
... will Romney say something memorable?
... will Ron Paul praise our new Iranian overlords?
... will Rick Perry shake the Teletubby?
... will anyone finally realize Santorum offers us utopia?
... will Bachmann don black-face to attract Cain's supporters?
... will Huntsman finally become a 2%er?
All this and more, tonight! Leave your thoughts below.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
T-Rav's Sockpuppet Theater Presents: Children of the Corn 2!
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I've really lost track of the debates. Too many! Ack.
Enjoy the evening, though!
Tonight's debate is brought to you by Total® Hypocrisy.* Because seven GOP presidential candidates still don't contain all the cereal hypocrisy in one bowl of Total®!
* Now with Crunchy Denial Clusters™!
Stop cutting in on my Obama O's.
Stop--uhh--cutting in.
On my...Obama O's.
Is that bologna sandwich Romney is turning into?
IS it true that if Standard and Poor's downgrades our debt Souza'a Washington Inauguarial March for the POTUS will be replaced with NApaleon XIV's "There coming to take me away, Ha Ha!"
Just asking
as has always been the case, I'm not set up to see the debate and post, but know you guys will have a good time with it. Hope they actually can work on Barry tonight instead of each other. Alas, that is the nature of these things.
DUQ, Yes indeed... bologna on white bread.
Crispy, I've lost track too.
TOTUS/POTUS, I'll pass.
Indi, I've heard that's true. They've also got a lien on several monuments and apparently, they've ordered packing crates. :(
tryanmax, Yum... Crunchy Denial Clusters!
Jed, Sadly, I suspect more of the same tonight. But who knows? I guess someone might surprise us?
T-Rav: I'll be AWOL again this evening. It's the Christmas get-together at the grandkids' school. But reading the comments from our readers is a lot more fun than watching the debates anyway. LOL
Here's a fascinating off-topic link. If you recall my article last week about the left becoming antiSemitic, here's official MSM verification, in which they note the Simon Weisenthal Center agrees:
Time To Clean Up The Discourse
Here's my original article on the topic: LINK
B.Y.O.B., for the record, in this case stands for "Bring Your Own Barn."
Andrew, should I find it disturbing that you now only have normal pictures of Bachmann and Huntsman?
T-Rav, That should probably read "B.Y.O.C." with the "C" meaning "candidate."
As for finding the images disturbing.... yeah, probably.
T-Rav and Andrew
What's abnormal about the picture og Gaius Newtus Gingritchinas?
Looks spot on to me
Incidentally, my answers to the questions posed are yes, no, yes, no, family, win-win-win, and probably not. You figure it out.
Indi: Well played, sir. Well played.
Off topic but Before I miss is it
http://books.google.com/books?id=4ocVAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA34&lpg=PA34&dq=individualists+corner+poetry&source=bl&ots=NkCpAZdQoC&sig=ttkWHMhY9a99wjugQowokE76KCM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=L5LqTpC8JMmXtwfo9ZHkCg&sqi=2&ved=0CFwQ6AEwBw#v=onepage&q&f=false
Page 34 of this link Good Screed
I was just watching "Miracle on 34th Street," and it occurred to me I'd much rather have this on the TV than stupid candidate people. Thanks, GOP losers. (sigh)
T-Rav, I'm missing a football game for this. Grrr.
Indi, Here's your link: LINK
Well, I just read that Current TV (you know, the Al Gore network) is going to have a one-hour post-debate show. Obviously, Gore wants this to be a professional, impartial examination of the debate, so who is hosting it? Failed MSNBC hack Cenk Uygur and failed Democratic governor of Michigan Jennifer Granholm, of course. I'm going to go grab something to eat, and also die laughing.
since the semester is over I can actually give the debate a go... we'll see if it can hold my attention enough to keep me from surfing back to the Hallmark movie or CSI:NY reruns...
Yay rla! Screw those professors! ;-)
I'm still at work, so I am not sure whether I'll be able to stomac...er...join in tonight. I will try.
T-Rav - yours done?
Personally, I think this is going to be a great debate, guys. But then, I thought the last debate was great too!
rla, I am indeed finished for the semester. I wrote two big papers, only one of which I understood, and then graded about 50 exams in one weekend, most of which had very stupid things to say. So it's been a standard end-of-semester experience.
Hey, I've been to Sioux City! Or maybe that was Sioux Falls, which is in South Dakota. They're kind of interchangeable, really.
No, don't cheer these people, you are only encouraging them.
Where's Santorum?
That applause for me sounded so non-perfunctory! I'm pleasantly surprised!
Their sounds stinks again -- just like last time.
I am the greatest threat to America.
...With all that said, Newt Gingrich, do you regret your divorces and affairs?
Most electable?
d) None of the above.
I AM GOD!
Why do I feel like Newt was pandering to social conservatives just then? And what does that say about me?
Newt: I can say Reagan. So i win...
Checking in! I had to pour me a bowl of Crunch Berries.
it says you're paying attention
Newt is threatening to cut off the President's legs!!! THREATENING TONE!!!!
Also, I have lost one "shift" key, which is really throwing me.
bing!
I don't know you sir.
rla, but did you show him how to defeat Communism like Newt did? DID YOU???
nope - also didn't convince him to believe in Reaganomics
Those are evil establishment Republican neocons! GOLD!!!
Puff question to Paul.
Nice comment by Paul!
Puff answer from Paul.
This is where Paul is good.
I say, I rather like this Paul fellow's foreign policy.
Sir, is that corn in your pocket?!
sir, why are you irrelevant?
Yes, this is good. I just meant the "anyone can beat Obama" bit.
Santorum is firebug!
Santorum: My plan was to suck all along.
I bet he also visited every county in Pennsylvania in 2006, which worked well for him.
cough cough.... bullship.... cough cough
he stands right there - see him??
Iowans are beginning to respond. I've gone from 0% to 0.1%
Andrew, I suspect the candidates will all yank off their suits sometime during the debate to reveal they are wearing overalls and straw hats.
Romeney: Let me just not answer that question for you.
lips moving...
words hitting ears....
brain no translate....
tryanmax - good sum up!
Wow, this is the most conservative message I've heard yet from Romney.
These totally look like game show podiums.
T-Rav, That would liven thing up!
To borrow from Strictly Ballroom:
"Show me your square dance..."
By which I mean, he included the line about the private sector creating jobs, not the government. That's about it. (Don't want people thinking I've gone off my meds--again...)
Correct answer should be "there's no such thing as too conservative."
Let's see what she says...
Bachmann is an action person?
Show me 1 bill she got passed.
Andrew, you jest, but if any of them can prove they know the words to "Cotton-Eye Joe," I will be compelled to vote for them.
She's been a "real person" ... unlike that male mannequin.
Lord, help us - keep your foot out of your mouth, Gov!
Obama is an accomplished debater like I am an accomplished brain surgeon.
Andrew, didn't you find that Bachmann action figure in your box of cereal hypocrisy?
No, no, Rick, talking a lot is what got you here in the first place. It's called "learning from your mistakes."
F-you on the Tebow mention jerk.
he just brought in Tebow!
Are we talking politics or football?
Governor Hunstman.... why are you here?
Anyone else find that hard to understand?
so, he's only good in the 4th Q?
Huntsman is looking especially Bond-villain-esque tonight.
Just sayin'.
GWB - he didn't say anything, so it's OK.
And I'm not going to be conservative.
Things just got trivial.
Can Mormons say screwed?
I'm gonna prove I'm the true conservative. How? I'm gonna snub all the grassroots conservatives with their silly pledges and so on.
rlaWTX, Yep, he would only be good in his fourth year.
as long as they aren't drinking or smoking while they say it.
Huntsman is the 99%. Oops. Wrong crowd.
rla, interestingly, Perry tends to start well and then bomb. So maybe he's the anti-Tebow?
If a train leave Chicago at 2:00 pm....
good point, T-Rav
that wasn't the question, Perry!
Can't argue with that.
After 12 debates, you would think Perry would have learned to speak publicly.
Perry's cute!
Romney kinda has a good answer
I missed the beginning. I assume the bleeps are the timer?
Am I stoned, or are we more than 15 minutes in and no personal slapdowns on stage so far? Is this how debates are supposed to go?
I LOVE to compromise. Vote me a Democratic Congress and I'm gold baby!
bleep - yep
The Constitution DOES work if you follow it Newt.
tryanmax, that's actually the countdown timer to the Mayan apocalypse. Prepare now!
Newt: Reagan. Reagan, Reagan. Reagan-Reagan-Reagan.
Reagan!
Thanks, T-Rav! wondered...
Uh... no.
At once?
can she "order" Congress?
Does Bachmann have any original ideas?
Why aren't you guys paying attention to me? I feel ignored.
Obama can order congress, so why can't she?
I'm voting for Huntsman! Woo hoo!!
bleep
Ouch, sorry, hit my head with a mallet before the last comment.
rla, there's this pesky "Constitution" thingamajig that won't let her. I thought she knew.
So far, the beeper is winning.
I can't do another site and Commentarama!
#answer or #dodge. I kinda like it.
And who will get the Daily Double?
Bleep.
Whash with thish Baier dude? He'sh talking in short words and being too dishtinct. Where'sh my martini?
I figured since she was the expert she knew something I didn't... lol
I will say that Fox is being professional tonight and is getting answers. It's just that the answers are all kind of lame.
What was the last thing Paul said? I missed it.
so, can we nominate the Fox panel?
tryanmax, to answer your question above, no, nothing original.
rlaWTX, I nominate the beeper.
I would prefer the Fox panel.
My only wonder is why they didn't go with the "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" theme music. It'd be much more dramatic that way.
First win-win-win. Now, no new taxes. I could bust!
T-Rav, It does feel like a game show again, doesn't it?
the Final Jeopardy music! People always stops when it stops!!!
The music for this Shriner's commercial kinda sounds like the Jeopardy theme, though.
Mr. tryanmax, I went to Obama and I said, tear down this wall sir.
Yeah, Fox is winning tonight. And our candidates are still losing.
have some corn...
Stop it, Shelly. You're killing me.
text Iowa to vote for tonights new Iowa Idol!
Final debate??? oh just til Iowa...
You will respect us! We're smart! We can do stuff!
I've totally become one of those people who addresses people by unapproved nicknames.
Mr. Obama looked at me and said we couldn't and I say, "yes we can, sir, yes we can."
Who cares what Democrats think? That's my question.
sock-puppets rule!
tryanmax, okay I'll bite. Who's Shelly?
Shelly, do you do birthdays?
Romney gets points from me tonight for being a businessman and for attacking Obama.
Go big bologna!
Michelle Bachmann is Shelly.
Hey, I wouldn't have a bad time in jail, if you know what I mean.
I luv me some technicalities!
Isn't habitat for humanity Jimmy Carter's charity?
Huh? What?
I will say, the attacks on Newt over Freddie and Fannie are stupid.
Gingrich just said he loves government all over the private sector.
don't blame Habitat for Jimmy's insanity...
Especially when there is so much else to attack him for.
Paul is 100% right on this.
Dear Ron Paul: Stop making intelligent points. It only misleads people.
More technicalities.
PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT, PANDER ALERT
Wow! He brought up Austrian economics. I never expected that to come up in a debate. Too bad most people don't have a clue about them.
No Newt this is bullshit socialism. Go f-yourself you government loving turd.
I agree, the attacks on Newt over Fannie and Freddie are stupid, but then he had to go and say what he just said...
how are credit unions govt sponsored?
Go Bachmann!!!! She's finally right!
I love the split screen!
T-Rav, absolutely.
His defense should be easy if he weren't a turd.
+10 for Bachmann.
-1000 for Gingrich
So let me sum up Newt Gingrich's campaign arc: the early debate performances reminded us that Newt can be brilliant and a great debater at times. The more recent performances reminded us that he is Newt Gingrich.
can we move on from Freddie & Fannie?
You ARE LYING NEWT!!!
Maybe that's what the beepy button was. It was warning us that pandering lay ahead.
Wasn't there a political cartoon once of Newt as Jabba the Hutt? For some reason I have that image in my mind.
T-Rav, Newt is now showing us that he's in love with the worst parts of government.
memememememe
I now hate Newt.
Andrew, indeed.
yep.
Be very careful in how you tread here, Newt, lest I turn green and emit smoke from my ears.
OH! sic'ing him with Paul Ryan!
I like the question, but could he have maybe shortened it?
Reagan Reagan Reagan.
Newt says "Reagan" more than Cain said "9-9-9".
Eh, I think Andrew's picture of him as a Roman emperor is much more flattering. At least I think it was a Roman emperor...
oh yeah, he's a politician...
Romney is solid tonight.
Oh, puh-leeez! The Ryan Plan phases in across, what is it?, 30 years. That's hardly cutting anything out from anyone.
T-Rav, I have the perfect picture. I'll update it for next time.
Come on guys, be honest. You all would rather see us debate than these jokers, right?
Again with the reach-around, er, reach across the aisle.
No, it's actually a pretty straightforward question. Are you a hypocrite or not? (Hint: the answer is yes.)
I vote for the cereal debate.
HUH?
I never voted for it, except I did.
Personally, I agree with what Paul says. However, that is not how Paul presents himself.
there was a point?
Me taking earmark money is perfectly fine, but don't worry, I'd get rid of it if I could.
Mmmm, Crunch Berries. (I gots 'em.)
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