Thursday, January 26, 2012

T-Rav's Sockpuppet Theater Presents: Jackasses in Jacksonville

Once more unto the breach dear sockpuppets! And don't forget the chips. Tonight, CNN, 8 PM EST.


And tonight's pre-debate question: what question would you ask each candidate if you were the moderator?

By the way, there is a glitch with the comments. When we get above 200 comments, you either have to click on the title to the article or post a comment to see anything beyond 200.

412 comments:

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tryanmax said...

Bravo! (I guess I can wait for JPotM)

AndrewPrice said...

So now Newt panders after being accused of pandering. What a fool.

Tam said...

To know, yes. Not to pander. Big difference. Blah blah blah, Newt.

T-Rav said...

What in God's name is happening? Romney is showing vigor and emotion in his answers, Gingrich is stuttering and stumbling, Santorum and Paul are giving mostly spot-on answers....what is going on? Did I really tunnel through to an alternate universe?

AndrewPrice said...

Ron Paul BLASTS Newt! BAM!!!

tryanmax said...

Newt, we all know you only balanced the budget to score political points against Clinton. If you could've done the same by not balancing, you would have.

Tam said...

Take Newt out tonight, guys!

AndrewPrice said...

Ron Paul is 100% right on that.

Newt "under the system that was use" -- technicality.

tryanmax said...

T-Rav, I'm still expecting the media to praise Newt's "glorious" performance in the morning.

T-Rav said...

Not Having a Filter: Don't believe the hype.

DCAlleyKat said...

I have to say Ron Paul and Santorum have kicked their collective butts!

Andrew's Head said...

BANG!!!!!!!!!!

tryanmax said...

Wow, even Ricky is going down on Newt.

DCAlleyKat said...

BANG BANG!

DCAlleyKat said...

BANG BANG!

T-Rav said...

tryanmax, I don't think so. Even a lot of the blogs which have been pushing Perry and then Newt are saying Romney is killing it tonight.

tryanmax said...

Wait? What did I say? I meant "going off"

Talk about a Freudian slip.

Tam said...

tryanmax,BAD image. BAD.

AndrewPrice said...

If tonight accurately reflected Romney, Paul and Santorum, I would be THRILLED by this election!

I suspect the universe is jerking me around.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, speak to me! Are you all right?!

AndrewPrice said...

"going down" wow, nice slip!

DCAlleyKat said...

I don't think so, Romney has lost the focus of running against what we have now in Washington.

T-Rav said...

I don't know about you guys, but between Andrew and tryanmax, I'm about to die laughing over here.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I think I was just tripping. It's the lead paint I was drinking. I thought Santorum was making sense.

tryanmax said...

funny how typing can be as automatic as talking.

DCAlleyKat said...

They all make sense when compared to Barack Hussein Obama!

AndrewPrice said...

Romney drifting toward CommentaramaCare!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

DC, My dog makes sense compared to Obama.

The Media said...

Barack....bad news. Our strategy of turning them against each other isn't working anymore.

AndrewPrice said...

Romney is on fire tonight!

tryanmax said...

YES! Individualized insurance. Is it my birthday?

AndrewPrice said...

SCORE!!!!

Obama goes down in flames.

T-Rav said...

My kittens make sense compared to Obama, and they don't even know what health care is!

AndrewPrice said...

Awe, Rick spoils my buzz.

tryanmax said...

KittenCare is still better than ObamaCare

AndrewPrice said...

Nice bitter tone too. Whoops.

DCAlleyKat said...

Rick you finally realized that you have nothing to lose! Wow, impressive. Most impressive.

T-Rav said...

Eh, Santorum's still doing good. Let's be clear, RomneyCare still isn't anything to write home about.

Newt said...

If you go to dirtyliesyoucanuse.net, you'll see my answer.

tryanmax said...

Newt: "You lumped me with Romney unfairly. I support all the same things he does."

Newt said...

And if you got to hotchinesegirl.com you'll see lobbying done right.

T-Rav said...

Why did it have to be Santorum to touch the heart of this matter?

DCAlleyKat said...

Right ON!

tryanmax said...

Whatever you think of RomneyCare, it still does not follow that Romney will support it at the national level.

AndrewPrice said...

If Ricky weren't a 100% flip flopper, this could be a good point. BUT he's flip flopped on everything he's ever said. I'll bet he even returns food he orders just because.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, That's true, but that doesn't get votes.

DCAlleyKat said...

Sorry Mitt, there's no answer for you that will make this go away. You sided against civil liberties.

tryanmax said...

I know, I know. It just aggravates me.

DCAlleyKat said...

Forced into a contract by govt IS worth fighting about!

T-Rav said...

Santorum's tone didn't come across well, but he still scorched Romney on this.

tryanmax said...

Finally! He talks about the differences between RomneyCare and ObamaCare. He shoulda done this months ago.

AndrewPrice said...

Go Paul!

DCAlleyKat said...

BTW...the president doesn't have the power to repeal.

DCAlleyKat said...

Go Paul!

AndrewPrice said...

Hispanic Leadership Network?

T-Rav said...

This has undoubtedly been one of the weirdest debates I can remember.

AndrewPrice said...

Marco Rubio.

They will all say that.

tryanmax said...

Yay, Rubio! But I hate the question.

T-Rav said...

Marco Rubio, Susanna Martinez, a couple others I can't remember....

AndrewPrice said...

Newt: I want Rubio as VP.

Telemundo! said...

Telemundo!

AndrewPrice said...

Romney has a heck of a list here. Good names!

Tam said...

stop with the name dropping. LAME.

AndrewPrice said...

Univision. Sie!

Tam said...

It's a good list, but I prefer Paul's answer...hispanic or otherwise.

Ron Paul said...

I want to teach Hispanics about the evils of paper money and war.

tryanmax said...

I like the beginning of Paul's answer, but then it turned weird.

Ron Paul said...

My litmus test would be Hispanic politicians who want to end war and end the Fed!

AndrewPrice said...

Tam, You're right, but I think it was a good thing to show that they knew political Hispanics.

AndrewPrice said...

The next question is total crap.

Tam said...

I suppose, but it felt like ass kissing to me, and I don't like it. Personal opinion. Am I still allowed one under Obamacare?

Paper Money said...

We're coming to get you, Ron!

AndrewPrice said...

Hey, I live there!

AndrewPrice said...

That was Pikes Peak. :)

AndrewPrice said...

I have been pandered to by Cadillac.

T-Rav said...

I'm just glad they could come up with names beside Rubio's.

General Motors said...

That's not a pander. THIS is a pander.

AndrewPrice said...

Arg. Do we want to cover the Florida primary on Tuesday?

AndrewPrice said...

Hey, that's the commercial where Kirk's priceline guy dies! I haven't seen it. Cool.

tryanmax said...

Ron Paul: ¡Oro!

tryanmax said...

(I had to look it up.)

AndrewPrice said...

Oro? Don't you mean OrEo?

T-Rav said...

Ummmmm....I'm gonna need a bigger bottle.

tryanmax said...

B-E-E-R?

T-Rav said...

Wait, how did the Priceline guy die?

AndrewPrice said...

Why would my wife make a great first lady? Because she's good in the sack....


Whoa, did I say that out loud?

T-Rav said...

Yes, Ron Paul has his own cookbooks.

AndrewPrice said...

Fiery bush crash off a cliff.

AndrewPrice said...

shoot bush = bus

tryanmax said...

I want someone to say that their wife can take Michelle in a fist fight.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, are you saying she's good at winning sack races? ;-)

AndrewPrice said...

I thought he was talking about all three of his wives at first.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav... uh, yes. Something like that.

T-Rav said...

I want to see Michelle Obama and Callista Gingrich in a mud-wrestling match. Is that weird?

tryanmax said...

T-Rav, a little. But I'd be there.

tryanmax said...

...to lend you moral support, that is.

Santorum said...

I don't know how to praise my wife.

tryanmax said...

Santorum: I have a wife. I do. Really.

AndrewPrice said...

This is where we need Bill Clinton:

"My wife is fine, let me tell you about my girlfriends..."

T-Rav said...

tryanmax, I don't think I want your "moral support."

DCAlleyKat said...

Any fist lady will be better than the big mouthed, badly overdressed, spends money like water, vacations too much and please get your ugly hands off my food, Michele Obama!

Rick Santorum said...

Kids suck!

(Wait, I actually agree with that.)

tryanmax said...

T-Rav, Fine, go ahead and be weird by yourself.

T-Rav said...

Everyone carefully watch Newt's facial tics for this question.

DCAlleyKat said...

I'll have french fries with that!

AndrewPrice said...

None of these guys should claim the Reagan mantle and anyone who does is a jerk.

AndrewPrice said...

This is not a good answer. It's dull and confused.

AndrewPrice said...

And Newt goes conspiratorial.

T-Rav said...

tryanmax, don't act like this is my fault. I know what you Nebraskans do with those corncobs.

AndrewPrice said...

There have been a LOT of eye opening articles about Newt's attacks on Reagan.

DCAlleyKat said...

boring...

Newt Gingrich said...

Romney is evil and trying to destroy me!

Wolf Blitzer said...

Um, Mr. Speaker, I was asking you what you thought of the Jacksonville scenery.

DCAlleyKat said...

you guys should be destroying BHO not each other...

AndrewPrice said...

Did you have to be Hispanic to get into this debate?

AndrewPrice said...

Chavez is NOT a puppet... he's a muppet.

tryanmax said...

Wow! He looks about as Hispanic as bratwurst.

DCAlleyKat said...

no, just to get into Florida.

T-Rav said...

I don't know if Chavez is Cuba's puppet, but whatever....

AndrewPrice said...

Rick gets angry a lot doesn't he?

T-Rav said...

Wait, I thought the Castro government was something the Cuban people had chosen for themselves or something?

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, He is. I have an article on it.

Read it, learn it, live it:

Andrew's Brilliant Ahead-of-the-Times Article

AndrewPrice said...

Good for Romney. Keep in on Obama.

Honduras said...

Also, don't diss our attempts to overthrow Commie dictators, OBAMA.

AndrewPrice said...

We should not support the world's worst actors... Sean Penn, that guy from Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.

AndrewPrice said...

A Cuban spring. Nice. First thing I liked from Gingrich tonight.

T-Rav said...

I can't read stories in the middle of a debate! Okay fine, I agree they're like this, but with Fidel Castro out of office and Venezuela having a crap-ton of oil, Chavez may be the one pulling the strings now.

AndrewPrice said...

Hey, he's an Arab! How did he get in here?

T-Rav said...

Palestine doesn't exist.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Nope. Read the article later, it's stunning. Venezuela has been conquered.

T-Rav's Head said...

BANG!!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

Sorry, I meant: "Unpandering..."

AndrewPrice said...

This guy looks pissed.

AndrewPrice said...

Ok, I agree with that from Newt.

Abraham Hassan said...

Man, you guys suck.

AndrewPrice said...

Newt's first day had better be 400 hours long with everything he's going to do.

T-Rav said...

Thank God they didn't go to Paul for that one.

AndrewPrice said...

Puerto Rico needs to be cut lose.

AndrewPrice said...

NO IT'S SHOULD NEVER BECOME A STATE -- IT NEEDS TO BE CUT LOOSE!!

T-Rav said...

Wait, what? You were expecting a territorial governor no one's even heard of to be mentioned as a VP pick? Whhaaaa???

tryanmax said...

I didn't think Puerto Rico wanted to be a state.

AndrewPrice said...

Puerto Rico is an ungrateful ward of the federal government.

T-Rav said...

Why would Puerto Ricans want to become a state, anyway? They don't have to pay income taxes.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, I don't care what they want. They're over 18. It's time they go make it on their own.

AndrewPrice said...

They are also ALL Democrats.

DCAlleyKat said...

neutral then...

T-Rav said...

Not that I have anything against Puerto Rico, mind you. I just don't get it.

Woman Asking the Question said...

Um, obviously I was directing that to the Mormon, not you.

tryanmax said...

Hey! Somebody let a white person in! How did that happen?

DCAlleyKat said...

well I'm not for killing your unborn children and sucking them down a drain...

AndrewPrice said...

What is she wanting to hear?

"God speaks to me through my dog. I will ask me dog advice."

Ricky said...

God speaks to me through my dog, I will ask my dog for advice.

DCAlleyKat said...

for ourselves and our posterity..oh wait there is no posterity in Roe v Wade.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, this is what she wants to hear:

"If I am elected President, I will renounce Mormonism and become a Southern Baptist." I promise you those are the exact words she wants to hear.

AndrewPrice said...

Honestly, this kind of question ticks me off. People's relationship to God is a PERSONAL relationship. This is the same thing as asking them to cry.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Probably true.

DCAlleyKat said...

Go Rick!

tryanmax said...

Don't you want your candidate to cry?

DCAlleyKat said...

rights given by their Creator!

T-Rav said...

That is probably the best possible way Santorum could have handled the question.

AndrewPrice said...

The final debate question?

If you could chop down a tree, what kind of tree would it be?

DCAlleyKat said...

and yes, Wolfie you have the right to be an athiest!

DCAlleyKat said...

uh....cherry?

tryanmax said...

I think Ricky ran off to pee.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Agreed. His tone his still a little strident, but he didn't go insane on the question... surprisingly.

DCAlleyKat said...

or black walnut?

T-Rav said...

This debate has left me so confused.

DCAlleyKat said...

ok..I'll be your shrink TRav.

Ron Paul! said...

The ones they make paper money out of!!!

AndrewPrice said...

So far, I grade things this way:

1. Romney
2. Santorum
3. Paul
4. Newt
5. Wolf

Wanna bet tomorrow's articles are Newtgasms?

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Some confusion is normal when you shoot up on Debate. It wears off in the morning.

T-Rav said...

I just don't understand the world any more. All my assumptions have been shattered.

tryanmax said...

Ker-plunk.

AndrewPrice said...

I can beat Obama because I'm not Obama.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I don't think so. Romney made Newt look like a child, and everyone knew it. The only one who managed to really rattle Mitt was Santorum.

T-Rav said...

I can beat Obama because I have a working brain.

AndrewPrice said...

"dramatic, fundamental, extraordinary change"... I like the sound of that.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I agree with you... so it will be interesting to see how cynical/delusional the analysts are.

Newt said...

I can beat Obama because I once met Ronald Reagan.

DCAlleyKat said...

sadly, i think Santorum took this one.

AndrewPrice said...

I don't care about your grandchildren. What have they ever done for me?

tryanmax said...

There goes Newt, running on the past that we are meant to ignore, again.

AndrewPrice said...

Oh thank God! He mentioned Saul Alynsky. I'm sold.

AndrewPrice said...

Sure Rick, except your record is 100% different than everything you've said tonight.

AndrewPrice said...

Is Rick seriously saying that he is most electable because he and Obama share the same views?

AndrewPrice said...

Rick clearly has never met a union employee. The Reagan Democrats are now Republicans. What's left is nothing like the Reagan Democrats.

T-Rav said...

Allahpundit on Twitter: "Newt will destroy Obama in a debate, unless he has an off-night, which he's had on most debate nights, actually"

DCAlleyKat said...

Thank you all for making this palatable!

darski said...

could someone tell me - in another post perhaps- why I can't see all the comments. I only get one page worth

T-Rav said...

Well, it's over. I think maybe I'll go write "Romney 2012" on my Facebook wall, and then go swallow a bottle of barbituates. I haven't really decided yet.

tryanmax said...

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Bad Tie Contest!

In an unexpected turn of events, Ron Paul went tie shopping and wore something that wasn't weird or ugly. As such, he's out of the running. In fact, all of the candidates showed fairly good taste in their tie selections.

Fortunately, there was an Arab guy shown asking questions about Palestine. And he had a terrible tie. He wins.

Runner up - The CNN reporter in Cuba was wearing some ghastly pink thing on his neck. It was either a fish or a tie.

Honorable Mention - Newt Gingrich for wearing a tie that clashes with itself. Yikes!

T-Rav said...

DC, it was...something. I don't know if "palatable" is the right word.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, What about the ties?

AndrewPrice said...

Dick Morris thinks Romney crushed Newt and Newt did poorly.

tryanmax said...

Andrew, this is two debates in a row that you ask about the ties after I post the tie results. LOL!

DCAlleyKat said...

hry trav it's got to go down before it can come up...

T-Rav said...

Yay, the Bad Tie Contest! You should do like a Top 3 next time.

tryanmax said...

I'd do a top three, but it is a known fact of science and the universe that there is no such thing as a "good" tie.

T-Rav said...

DC, oh it's gonna come back up pretty fast. :-/

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, The bad tie contest has become the highlight!

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