Monday, August 6, 2012

Harry Reid Lies And Smears. . . Again

Harry Reid is a man without morals or shame, a man who will lie so blatantly that he doesn’t even care if people know he’s lying, just so long as he thinks his lies are having some effect. A couple weeks back, Dingy Harry started attacking Mitt Romney. At first this seemed strange since no one really cares what the bastard says. But it soon became clear he had been chosen by Obama to lead the smearing of Romney. Reid was likely chosen because he’s a Mormon and thus cannot be accused of being anti-Mormon.

In this instance, Reid claimed that Romney hasn’t paid taxes in ten years, which would be a felony -- and follows Obama’s allegations that Romney committed a felony by misreporting his management position at Bain. . . yawn. Oh, sorry. Where was I? Oh yes, then Reid suggested that Romney has “money hidden in Bermuda, the Caymans Islands, and a Swiss bank account.” He then attacked Romney through Romney’s father: “His poor father must be so embarrassed about his son.”

Harry’s claim about Romney is a lie. There’s no other way to put it. And Harry knows it’s a lie and that people will see it as a lie. So he doubled down and sent forth his winged monkeys to tell MSM journalists “off the record” that Harry learned this from a source at Bain Capital, a source Harry will not name, but whom Harry really believes. Yeah, right. And my “sources” tell me the following about Harry:
● Harry has sex with underage children who are not his wives.
● Harry keeps a dead hooker in his closet.
● Harry is hooked on blow and meth, and he gives handjobs for crack.
● Harry’s big into gay sex. . . with animals.
● Harry bathes in the blood of poor Mexican children for “health reasons.”
● Harry once killed a man. . . and ate him.
● Harry collects Nancy’s Pelosi’s dead skin and made a coat out of it.
● Harry’s mother was a jackal and is very disappointed in her lying son.
But Harry’s unusual proclivities are not the issue. Nor is the fact that Harry lied to slander Romney, nor that he did it on behalf of Obama. Harry is, after all, a Democrat and knowingly making false, slanderous allegations is about the only thing they are good at.

What the issue is, is the interesting response this false claim has gotten. In the past, the Republicans would have turned the other cheek or maybe even attacked Romney for not surrendering to Harry. This time they’re firing back:
● Romney himself said, “I have paid taxes every year, and a lot of taxes, so Harry is wrong. Harry Reid has to put up or shut up. Harry, who are you sources?”

● Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said Reid’s conduct was “beneath the dignity” of the Majority Leader’s office.

● RNC Chair Reince Priebus said, “I’m not going to respond to a dirty liar who hasn’t filed a single page of tax returns himself [and] complains about people with money but lives in the Ritz Carlton. . . . This is just a made-up issue.”

● Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell called the allegations “reckless and slanderous.”

● Sen. Lindsey Graham called Reid a liar and said, “I think he’s making things up.” He further said:
“I just cannot believe that the Majority Leader of the United States Senate would take the floor twice, make accusations that are absolutely unfounded, in my view, and quite frankly, making things up to divert the campaign away from the real issues.”
● George Will said, “This is McCarthyism from the desert.”
But it wasn’t just Republicans blasting Reid either. ABC News’s Jonathan Karl blasted Reid as well:
“It’s one of the most outrageous charges that I’ve ever seen actually made on the Senate floor. When Harry Reid comes to the floor of the Senate and makes this outrageous charge that has absolutely no evidence — I mean, Mitt Romney paid $3.1 million to the IRS in the one tax return that we’ve seen so far. He paid taxes. It’s a completely false charge.”
Even Jon Stewart blasted Harry for this one. He called Reid’s comment about Romney’s father a “bullshit shot” and said, “Harry Reid is a really, really terrible person.”

Frankly, it sounds like this was a mistake by Reid. When even the MSM and Jon Stewart are questioning his veracity and his integrity, all he’s really achieved is damaging his own already-sordid reputation even more.

Interestingly, Harry believes he’s scoring points because he thinks he’s keeping the Romney “tax return issue” alive in the mind of the public. And in accordance with that belief, the Democrats pushed this meme this weekend as well. But the public doesn’t care. This issue will win zero votes and Romney continues to play it well by refusing to play along. In fact, contrary to Reid’s beliefs, the only thing Reid’s attacks have done is to get the Republicans to stop whining about Romney not releasing his taxes. Thanks Harry. . . you bastard.

In any event, Reid has made a huge mistake here. Romney will win this election and I think these are the kinds of abusive moments which will keep Romney from seeing Reid as someone he can work with. And that would make Reid’s comments the perfect example of Democratic policies -- trading long term harm for no short term gain. Sounds like the Obama years.

131 comments:

LawHawkRFD said...

Just to clarify. There are two famous Harrys. Dirty Harry is a fictional movie character who uses some unorthodox methods to put bad guys away. Filthy Harry is a real character who is the majority leader in the US Senate and a lying snake who probably belongs in jail with Dirty Harry's perps.

Tennessee Jed said...

This is prime "fat jap" syndrome at play. What pisses me off the most are two things:

1) Reid is a scumbag of a politician. Prostitution and gambling is his currency. But it is the fact he is "Majority leader" of the senate.

2) The media won't take him to task for it. Everyone says it is underhanded a low ball politics, but then demands Romney take "the doubt" away. At least Bill Maher callled him out on it.

Tennessee Jed said...

oops, I meant John Leibowitz as you correctly attributed. Even I have to admit his was a great piece.

Kit said...

This may have what I call, in Barney Stinson fashion, "The Rather Memogate Effect". You see, the Rather Memogate is where you have a candidate, let's call him President George Bush, and he is running for either office or re-election, in this case let's say re-election, and he has an issue raised regarding his past that is a bit of a liability for him, regardless of whether in reality it actually should be an issue.
For our hypothetical President George Bush, let's say it is questions regarding whether or not he received preferential treatment while he served in the National Guard. Now, this issue continues to be a problem for him until one day a reporter or news Anchor, let's assume it is a News Anchor and name him, I don't know, Dan Rather, does a story about his service using memos allegedly written by his Commanding Officer.
Now let's further assume, for the sake of hypothesis, that it quickly turns out these memos are about as real as Pamela Anderson's breasts. In fact, it is very quickly proven that they are not only fake, but obviously so. So obvious that the only reason the theoretical Anchor named Dan Rather and his theoretical producer missed them would be that they were (1) lazy, (2) eager to have a big story, or (3) so eager to trounce on the President that they released this story without checking (or thought people were too stupid to figure it out).
Now, when it turns out that the "Memos" have about as much validity as Jennifer Wilbanks' kidnapping claims the issue of the hypothetical President Bush's military record is now tainted by the fake memos and is now a dead issue. No one can use it anymore and the President now has a much easier path to re-election.

Of course, this is all hypothetical.

Joel Farnham said...

Andrew,

Something is happening, because there are some indications that the White House (Obama) is distancing Harry Reid. In fact, some are thinking it is time for Obama to throw Reid under the bus.

I think it is the false meme of pederasty and other items running around the internet that is causing Obama team to rethink it's attack.

stanchaz said...

Reid is Right as Rain ...and Willard is all Wet.
‘Cause Americans have a RIGHT to see the tax returns
of anyone who wants to be their President!
NO if’s, ...No and’s, ....and NO big fat butt’s about it!
Confession is good for the soul Mitt..... assuming you have one.
So Relax, Repent, and Release your Returns, Mr. Romney …OR…
just go back to playing with your pet dancing ponies.
No problem. We’ll understand. Unless …perhaps ….just perhaps
…you’re HIDING something, dear Willard? Just asking.
P.S. By the way, Mr. Mitt: just how DID you manage to stuff all those millions into your
tax-loophole IRA account?… while the REST of us poor smucks have strict limits?
Inquiring minds want to know.
And you want even MORE tax cuts for you and your rich buddies, Mitt? 
WHAT GALL! These fat cats aren’t satisfied - they want it ALL ...EVERYTHING!!
But tell me Mitt, just how MANY cars and houses can you hog?
And just how MANY silver spoons can you stuff into your smirking mouth?
Mitt baby, you can fool some of the people some of the time,
 but -please-  take my advice: if you want to run for dog-catcher
KEEP your  precious tax returns, and just clean off your car roof. 
OTHERWISE, if you wanna be our President, THEN PUT UP,
…or shut up and go away ….preferably BEFORE the convention.
The super-rich think that they have the God-given right to do anything
they want in this great country -while the REST of us get screwed!
ENOUGH!!! The divine right of kings ended a long long time ago Mitt.
And so should your sorry excuse for a candidacy.
Nothing personal, guy. Really.
Rich, arrogant, power-hungry Republicans are people too!
It's just their "culture" I guess. .....As you are so fond of saying.

DUQ said...

Where did this retard come from? Hey stanchaz, grow a brain!

DUQ said...

Andrew, Excellent article as always. I love your list of well-sourced Reid proclivities. LOL!

Doc Whoa said...

Hey, You got a troll. Congratulations. This one looks particularly daft, however. Definitely low mental power.

AndrewPrice said...

Sorry I'm late, folks. It's been a long day.

Kit said...

Commentarama has a troll. Must be some kind of benchmark.

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhaw, Filthy Harry probably works better than Dingy Harry. Either way though, Harry is truly the bottom of the barrel.

Joel Farnham said...

stanchaz,

I heard Reid is a pederast. I can't tell you the guy's name who told me. He doesn't want Obama goons coming around to talk. I wonder if Obama knew about it?

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, It annoys me too that the MSM won't call Reid on this. You can bet that if this had been Palin or Ryan or any Republican, this story would never have ended.

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, Is Leibowitz Stewart's real name? I had no idea.

LL said...

Cause Americans have a RIGHT to see the tax returns
of anyone who wants to be their President!


What about birth certificates, college transcripts, a valid Social Security Number, etc? Just curious.

Romney released his tax returns. Harry is simply whining, lying and posturing.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, That's an interested hypothetical, but I can't help think you're talking about real events? LOL!

In this case, the issue was dead to begin with, in my opinion, and this just firms up the Republicans who wanted to panic and help the Democrats.

tryanmax said...

Hey, whatever you do, don't delete stanchaz's comment. It's hilarious and oddly aesthetic. Kind of like stream-of-consciousness poetry.

Jocelyn said...

I thought it was Dingy Harry, not Dirty Harry?

AndrewPrice said...

Joel, I think the problem was that this lie was so obviously a lie that even the MSM is blasting Reid, and it was so clearly orchestrated by Team Obama that it makes them look bad.

I doubt the pederasty rumors have anything to do with it.

Kit said...

"Kit, That's an interested hypothetical, but I can't help think you're talking about real events? LOL!"

I was not referring to any real event or events. It was purely hypothetical.

"In this case, the issue was dead to begin with, in my opinion, and this just firms up the Republicans who wanted to panic and help the Democrats."

That's good news.

AndrewPrice said...

Joceyln, It is Dingy Harry. Do I call him Dirty Harry somewhere?

AndrewPrice said...

stanchaz, Thank you my friend. Your ignorant whining has given us all a well-needed laugh! :)

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks DUQ, That's what my sources told me. ;)

You might not know this, but stanchaz is as smart as it gets on the left.

tryanmax said...

Dear Harry,
You're a Bad Man. Very, very Bad.

AndrewPrice said...

Doc, Yep, we got us a troll. Sadly, this one may not be the sharpest crayon in the box of hate, but it's still fun reading his post. Talk about dripping in stupidity!

T-Rav said...

I did not, repeat, did not sockpuppet stanchaz. Whoever is the guilty party is doing a heckuva job, I must say.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, We've had them before, but they typically attack older articles where they don't have to face the whole population of Commentarama.

AndrewPrice said...

Joel, I heard that Obama not only knew, but covered it up for Harry.

Kit said...

AFL-CIO supports Reid's accusations and will be staging protests on the issue at Romney events because Romney's tax returns are so relevant to worker's rights.

And Harry Reid's chief of staff responded to Republican backlash by calling them "a bunch of cowards" and saying "“They’re a bunch of henchmen for Romney and they’re all reading off the same talking points. They couldn’t hold a candle to Harry Reid.”

I had no idea that Jon Stewart was a "henchman for Romney"!

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/06/liberals-have-dirty-harrys-back-on-tax-charge-against-romney/#ixzz22nnqZB7Z

DAILY CALLER LINK

tryanmax said...

T-Rav, derangement like that is impossible to sockpuppet. stanchaz's whinging is obviously the real-deal. And a thing to behold!

T-Rav said...

Look guys, we don't know for sure whether or not Reid is, or is not, or probably is, a pederast. He could clear this all up in ten seconds just by releasing his police record for the past few decades, but until he agrees to that, we'll just have to speculate on his horrible and monstrous crimes against children.

AndrewPrice said...

LL, Those things don't matter... unless it's a Republican who hasn't release them.

BevfromNYC said...

Nancy believes Harry because he believes he's telling the truth! So back off! [She announced this while wearing something resembling a Civil War Confederate uniform]

Not only did Harry stand on the floor of the Senate as the Senate Majority Leader, so it appears to me that he has made it an official accusation. But, of course, with no evidence but his word and the word of some anonymous "investor" who will not be made public.

But here's my question to Harry that no one has asked yet - "How does this person who told Harry all of this know and where did they obtain this information?" If Harry DOES have proof, exactly how did he obtain it? Considering only the IRS and the Romneys should have access and copies of these private tax returns, then Harry's anonymous "investor" must have obtained this information illegally and therefore Harry has obtained this information illegally.

And if Harry doesn't have proof, well then he is a liar...an official Congressional liar on the record. So it boils down to this 0 Reid is either a liar or a thief. Or even worse.

Pick your poison, Sen. Reid.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, Don't worry, we'll leave it. It's always fun to display liberal idiocy.

"oddly aesthetic" huh?

T-Rav said...

Wait, how are they cowards? I mean, I'm pretty sure all Reid's Republican critics could be identified by name. And I don't think any of them have ever tried to hide the fact that they're not his biggest fans. In the Beltway media world, don't you have to remain anonymous to be accused of cowardice?

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, I think that is the good news out of this. I don't think it's made the public one bit more concerned and at the same time it's causing Republicans to finally rally to the cause and stop whining.

You're sure that was only a hypothetical? It seemed like something I heard about once, though I can't quite place it....

Kit said...

"derangement like that is impossible to sockpuppet. stanchaz's whinging is obviously the real-deal. And a thing to behold!"

Oh, REALLY! Well, let's see.

(cracks knuckles)

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, Excellent link! LOL! Seinfeld often applies to real life.

Anonymous said...

(Kit's Note: Some offensive content has been edited. I tried to stay as true to how real leftists attack as possible)

the people have a RIGHT to see King Romney of Banes tax returns!!! the money he refused to pay US while he sat up there in his mansions with his silver spoons sticking out of his mouth and his stuck-up horse riding for o-----s wife and his magic underwear!

THIS IS AMERICA!!! NOT A MORMON DIVINE RIGHT THEOCRACY!!!

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I'm thinking stanchaz is a legit troll, not a suckpuppeted troll. He's probably running around right now cutting and pasted the same "brilliance" all over the web.

Kit said...

Grade me. How close did I stick to Leftist hate and whining?

I could've gone on longer but after the Anne Romney one I had to wrap it up. Now I have to take a hot scalding shower.

Stanchaz's Mother said...

Stanny!!! Come upstairs and get your din-din!!

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, Didn't you know? Jon Stewart was bought by the Koch brothers and is now an employee of Romney, Inc.

Why am I not surprised by the AFL-CIO and Obama's own winged monkeys?

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, I agree with your diagnosis of stanchaz. He's real. He probably gets paid $1.22 an hour to post stupidity on the web by Media Matters.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Clearly they must be cowards because that's what Obama wants you to believe, hence, it's true.

BevfromNYC said...

Kit, that was pretty close, but you left out that Mrs. Romney HASN'T WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE - that goes after the stable full of poloponies** bit...


[**see The Honeymooners for pronunciation]

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I think Reid releasing his police records would be a good start, though I'm not sure that would clear it up. I won't believe he's not a pederast until I see some absolute proof that I will not identify at the present. But he should definitely release his police records. What is he hiding?

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Reid is a lying, low down, dirty rotten scumbag, and Obama is cut from the same, moldy cloth.

As much as I despise this son of a motherless goat, I hope he and Obama keep up these slimy attacks because most voters see these attacks for what they are: baseless, outright lies, smears and slander.

Superb post, Andrew!

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, That is an excellent point. Or Harry is a liar and a thief. You are right that there is no way some investor would know this since only the Romneys and the IRS would know. So clearly, the investor must be lying... if there is an investor.

I think the obvious answer is that Harry is lying, as always.

So Nancy P. has joined the Confederacy? Somehow that's fitting.

tryanmax said...

I just want to know why Harry won't allow cadaver dogs to search the 160-acres he owns in Bullhead City, AZ.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit/Anon, That's some excellent trolling, but the problem is we know you don't believe it. You're still too rational. To be like the stanchaz, you really need to lose yourself in a dope induced world where only the unreal exists.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, As an imitation troll, I give you an A. But as a real troll, you gotta lose every last bit of shame first.

AndrewPrice said...

Dear Mrs. Stanchaz, Please tell your son to stop smoking the mushrooms he finds in your basement.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, That's right, Ann Romney has never worked a day in her life, and her kids were raised by aliens... or talking ponies.

Kit said...

Actually, it's quite easy to go leftist troll:

1) Be offensive as possible.
2) Mock candidate's religion
3) If candidate is a man, make sexually-suggestive language about his wife. If the candidate is a woman, make sexually-suggestive comments about her*.
4) If he is rich accuse him of "hogging wealth" and accuse him of hating and looking down on "poor working-class folk" and if he is poor or from a working class background just call him "a dumb hick".
5) If the Republican candidate is black call him an "Uncle Tom", a "n----r", or anything worse. Just don't call a black Republican by his name. Call him a "n----r boy" or "house slave" but just Don't. Call. Him. By. His. Name. Calling him by his name might make him think he is your equal. Can't have that.
6) Rule 5 applies similarly to Hispanic Republicans, Indian-American Republicans, Gay Republicans, Asian-American Republicans, etc. Basically any member of a minority who is a Republican.
7) And remember, they are the bigoted, narrow-minded, racist, hateful conservatives while you are the kind, tolerant, nonjudgmental liberals.

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Ben! Yeah, they're cut from the same clothe all right. Talk about two losers. It really is too bad Reid didn't lose that last election.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, That's a very fair question. What does he have to hide?!!

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, It's like you're reading directly from the Media Matters playbook!

Another Anonymous Troll-like comment said...

Man, I didn't know the horses could TALK too! Now THAT'S rich!

AndrewPrice said...

Dear New-Troll, Yes, Romney has a talking horse. Don't you check out MoveOn.org's commercials?

Kit said...

"but you left out that Mrs. Romney HASN'T WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE"

Dammit, knew I forgot something!

"That's some excellent trolling, but the problem is we know you don't believe it. You're still too rational. To be like the stanchaz, you really need to lose yourself in a dope induced world where only the unreal exists."

You mean like Oceania?

"Kit, As an imitation troll, I give you an A."

YES!

"But as a real troll, you gotta lose every last bit of shame first."

That's an area to improve. If I was a REAL TROLL, I wouldn't have bleeped out that word that came before "wife". To be a real troll, you gotta use the actual word. No matter how degrading (which is sort of the point).

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, Correct. Real trolls don't bleep.

Yes, exactly like Oceania only with more flying monkeys. :)

Kit said...

"If candidate is a man, make sexually-suggestive language about his wife. If the candidate is a woman, make sexually-suggestive comments about her*."

*Much like Religious hyper-fundamentalists do. Notice that in hyper-fundamentalist cultures that whenever a woman steps out of line, starts thinking for herself, she gets called a "whore", a "slut", or worse. And, in many Islamic countries, she may also have a few facial features sliced off.
If she's lucky.

The Truth of Stanchaz's said...

I don't live in my mom's basement, she threw me out. Now I live in George Soros's basement. He and Harry Reid touch me at night.

tryanmax said...

Did somebody say "talking ponies"? I'm I sensing some Bronie love up in here?

Writer X said...

Harry Reid continues to make himself irrelevant with comments like these. Not surprising that they come from him, though. Hopefully the people of Nevada will remember this stupidity when he's up for re-election.

It's been funny watching the Obama Regime throw Harry under the bus as they distance themselves from this issue. Harry is a total lap dog.

Kit said...

Wait a second, does that mean that Leftists are behaving just like the Religious Fundamentalists they claim to be protecting women from???

Curiouser and curiouser.

Kit said...

"Hopefully the people of Nevada will remember this stupidity when he's up for re-election."

Only 4 more years. . .

T-Rav said...

#IsHarryReidTheSearchlightStrangler

stanchaz, circa 2007 said...

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, Don't mention the bronies, that was too weird!

BevfromNYC said...

Oh, did you hear that the DOJ has opened an investigation of Sheldon Adelson? He is the Las Vegas casino owner who has pledged up to $100m donor to Romney's election. They are accusing him in some 10 year old money laundering scheme with a Mexican drug dealer who has already been acquitted.

And just last week the DCCC had to issue an official public apology and retraction after they falsely accused him of supporting and encouraging prostitution in his Macau casino. Adelson threatened to sue the life out of them if they didn't.

So now they are using the DOJ to shut him up...

AndrewPrice said...

Writer X, Reid is absolutely making himself irrelevant. There's not much that is left to say about him that's good... if there ever was.

I've heard Obama is throwing him under the bus, but I haven't seen that yet. What are they saying?

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, Maybe he'll resign in disgrace sooner. Oh way, that would imply a sense of shame. Yeah, 4 more years.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, LOL! That's hilarious... and sourced!

AndrewPrice said...

LOL! Ok, that wins the prize for identifying stanchaz.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, That is utterly despicable, but sadly not at all unexpected. That's who this regime is at their heart -- fascists.

T-Rav said...

Dear Nevada Voters: I would just like to thank those of you who put this senile jackass back in Congress where he doesn't belong. No, really, I understand you thought Sharron Angle was a crazy Tea Partier or something and didn't understand Hispanics, so this cretin totally deserved to be re-elected. On behalf of Americans everywhere, thanks a lot.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, you should go back and look at the Twitter feeds from Friday and Saturday. They were freaking hilarious. Someone even called Reid's office to ask for comments on the pederasty rumors. :-D

Kit said...

Speaking of scandals, take a look at this: LINK

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Yeah, I'm not to happy with Nevada these days. It's time to rid the Senate/Congress of the Reid types.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I had no idea there was a twitter war going on over this, but I'm glad. I think that's one of the many ways conservatives are starting to win the information wars because they have proven they will make life as difficult for leftists as leftists have made it for conservatives in the past. That's the only way things will ever change.

Tennessee Jed said...

come on Andrew, admit it, you made up stanchaz didn't you. Nobody can be that whiny and ignorant. I don't think he realizes this is a site for adults. We welcome debate here, not moronic outbursts.

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, Sadly, I did not make up stanchaz. In hindsight, I should have. But I didn't.

K said...

stanchaz? I thought he was being ironic - emulating the right's stereotypical view of a rabid D-rat for our amusement.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, here's the feed where most of the activity was going on. You'll have to scroll down some to find most of it, but it is well worth it. LINK These were the people who ended up calling Harry Reid's office, demanding to know if he was a pedophile/murderer.

AndrewPrice said...

K, Not really ironic so much as moronic.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Some of those are hilarious!

Jen said...

Don't forget this one.

Rush: Here's a question for Dingy Harry. As majority leader he is paid $193,000 a year. How did he get to be worth $10 million?

Yeah, the troll is hilarious. I was hoping that it wouldn't disappear like a troll comment did a while back. To quote Rush: "A glittering jewel of colossal ignorance".

Dirtbag Harry needs to go--via winged monkeys.

Kit said...

This ain't the first baseless accusation against conservatives by far.

Remember the adultery claims made against Nikki Haley?
Disgusting.

T-Rav said...

Clearly trolling makes a C-rama thread go supernova for a while. I kinda hope he's brave enough to come back.

AndrewPrice said...

Jen, Dirtbag Harry works for him too! LOL!

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, This is just one among thousands. Baseless allegations are a Democratic specialty.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, That absolutely seems to fire up the crowd! LOL! I wonder if the trolls realize that?

tryanmax said...

If anybody needs additional entertainment, one can simply google "stanchaz" and find a wide array of comments he has left on other sites. I recommend those at The Economist.

BevfromNYC said...

So on HuffPo, they posted Mitt's Freshman HS report card...that's one more report card than Obama.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, What a loser. I wonder if it gives his life meaning to post these comments?

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, All candidates should be required to post a complete set of their records from everywhere and about anything. It's vital the public sees though.**

** Statement inapplicable to Democrats.

BevfromNYC said...

Andrew - I think so too. And all medical and dental records too. We need to make sure they have all their shots and have flossed properly.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, I would never trust a (Republican) politician who couldn't produce records of flossing!

Jen said...

I wanna be a conservative troll, LOL! Any suggestions on what I could leave for troll droppings?

AndrewPrice said...

It's funny you should mention that. I'm posting something Wednesday morning which you could cut and paste big chunks out of at various lefto sites! :)

Kit said...

I also noticed this, writing a leftist troll dropping is a lot like telling an Aristocrats joke -but without the cleverness, subtlety, or humor required for an Aristocrats joke. :)

Jen said...

Woo-hooooo!!! Alriiiiight! I've been waitin' fo' dis'. LOL!

Individualist said...

" Harry’s mother was a jackal and is very disappointed in her lying son."

Andrew

That one I actually believe.....

By the by you are mistaken... Harry keeps all his dead hookers in the trunks of his cars not the closet..... his wife being underaged gets too scared of the dead bodies.... just saying....

Individualist said...

Andrew

It has been awhile since I prepared tax returns for a living but help me out here. HArry Reid seems to think that unless Romney releases 10 years of taz returns there is no way for the Americvan people to be sure that he paid taxes.

I may be confused but I thought one had to file their taxes with a government agency. I think this is the IRS, I know that now there main conern is providing health care for the masses but they still audit tax returns in their spare time, Right?

Seems to me that one could ask the IRS if the returns have been filed and he could give a yes or no on that. This could be done secretly as well. Hmmmmmm............

HAs Tim Geitner changed the rules,,, is tax collection now the bailiwick of Turbotax, when did they make this change...

tryanmax said...

Andrew, from what I've read, he's a very envious individual who blames anyone more successful than himself for his own failures and who projects his ideals onto his media-assigned heroes rather than looking for those traits in them. How else could he come to conclude that Obama's "heart," "values," and "basic decency are all in the right place. BUT...your hands are tied."

Seriously, the only flaw he can find in the president is that he hasn't done enough! This is most definitely a person who will believe any lie so long as it's spoken by the right individual. The Truth is not in him.

tryanmax said...

P.S. Although that is a Biblical reference, I mean capital "T" truth in the sense of Philip K. Dick's definition of reality: "that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

T-Rav said...

By the way, here's a question about the end of that quote: "His poor father must be so embarrassed about his son."

Um, why? I mean, assume for a moment any of the other crap is true; wasn't George Romney also a rich businessman who got involved in politics? And frankly, given the nature of the old-school Republican Party, isn't there a greater chance that he would be involved in crony capitalism than his son? I don't understand what version of reality this line originated from. But then I really don't understand what version of reality Harry Reid originated from, either.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, I have no idea what an aristocrat joke would be.

AndrewPrice said...

Jen, I hope you like it.

AndrewPrice said...

Indi, The IRS is not supposed to be allowed to release that kind of information. But here's the thing, if he hadn't filed, he'd be in jail.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, That's a pretty good definition of the truth actually. I may need to steal that at some point! :)

Yeah, this guy sounds like a putz who is angry at the world and who seems to have fallen for hero worship as a substitute for turning his life around. What a loser.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, He meant it very specifically. The liberal line has been that Romney Sr. created some sort of rule that you need to release 10/12 years of taxes (it depends on who is doing the telling). So now we're supposed to feel bad that young Romney has crapped on his father's legacy.

Only, there is no Romney rule. No one releases 10/12 years of taxes. And Harry just said it because Harry's looking for some way to bait Romney into taking shots at Harry rather than maintaining his focus on Obama.

Jen said...

Dirtbag's distractions. He reminds me of an old neighbor we used to have. Soft spoken, frail looking, wanted everyone to believe he wouldn't hurt a fly. What a weenie. You just didn't turn your back on him though.

AndrewPrice said...

Jen, I think that's been Harry's greatest asset. He comes across as meek and bland. Compare him to Pelosi who looks like she just stumbled drunk down an alleyway until she happened upon the microphone, and he seems quite reasonable. That's allowed him to be even more outrageous in his words.

Kit said...

Andrew Price,

An Aristocrat joke is a joke involving a family showing up a Talent Agent's office to audition a show that involves crude and disgusting acts such as incest, pedophilia coprophilia, bestiality, and, sometimes, necrophilia. The jokes is called "The Aristocrats" because at the end the talent agent, in shock, asks "What the hell do you call that act?" and the father replies, mistaking shock for enthusiasm, "The Aristocrats!"

Sometimes "The Aristocrats" is interchanged with "The Sophisticates".

It is very popular among comedians, reportedly being Johnny Carson's favorite joke. It achieved more popular fame when Gilbert Gottfried told the joke at Hugh Hefner's Comedy Central Roast.

Wikipedia page: LINK

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, That's right. I remember seeing a documentary or something about it. I actually thought it was a pretty weak idea.

Joel Farnham said...

Kit,

I think I saw the movie about that joke called The Aristocrats on HBO one night. I think I finished it by dint of shear will power or is it Canadian Whiskey? It's been so long ago.

AndrewPrice said...

Joel, That's where I saw it and I felt the same way. It sounded like a bunch of herd-mentality people trying to pretend they know something special that no one else does, when it really isn't at all interesting.

Kit said...

The doc was done by Penn and Teller. Never seen it, only heard about it.

Love their show, by the way. Don't agree with everything the say but, gosh darn it, their stuff on Organic Foods, Psychics, Astrology (a.k.a. stars--t), Mayan Prophecy, Cryptozoology, Carbon Credits, etc. is pure genius. Genius, man.

Individualist said...

Actually Andrew there is a correction about Reid's statement. It is not illegal to not pay the IRS so long as you honesstly file your taxes and report your income.

The IRS will just assign penalties and interest and then go about the business of taking your money, your assets and then garnishing your income after that.

So even Reid's accusation is nonsense. If Romney did not file or pay his taxes he'd either be in jail, broke or both.

AndrewPrice said...

Indi, True. But it is illegal not to file if you own money, and they will come after you if you don't pay what you owe. So if Romney had not filed in 10 years, he would be in jail. if he just hadn't paid in 10 years, then the IRS would have seized his assets. Either way, we would know, and either way, Reid is lying.

And as ABC News pointed out, Romney paid more than $3 million in taxes in 2010, so even if we know nothing else, Reid has lied.

AndrewPrice said...

Kit, I haven't seen their show in a couple years, but I really enjoyed it. They made a lot of great points. I didn't always agree with them, but usually.

Kit said...

Left out "talking to the dead".

Kit said...

The part of the Organic foods episode where they had Norman Borlaug, who Penn called "the greatest man on Earth", was great and worth a view. (Mandatory NSFW warning)
LINK

The REAL Green Revolution. The one that saved at least a billion lives and is still saving lives.

The fact that he is not a household name is a high crime.

Hey, Adam Keiper has an idea, instead of having Earth Day let's make his birthday, March 25, "Civilization Day".

Kit said...

Environmentalists: Letting poor black and brown children starve so they can feel better about themselves for "saving the planet".

obiwan2009 said...

Kit, it's about time someone, anyone was sane enough to utter the name of Norman Borlaug.

I do agree, it should be criminal for schools to fail to include his name in testing cirricula.

obiwan2009 said...

Andrew, the interesting part is asking myself, where did the superstition of tax returns presented to the masses even so much as start? Why should I care when all those documents do is deliver to me the obvious? (a.k.a. the level of Romney's income and the fact that he paid it)? Either way, I hope Romney saves any additional returns for say the last minute, and dumps them in along with a tankerload of his own arguments to leave his opponents unable to really answer anything.

AndrewPrice said...

obiwan, I have no idea where this idea came from. Right now they are all linking it to Romney Sr., but I have my doubts. My guess is that this is something somebody used to taunt another candidate and that candidate fell for it.

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