Customer Satisfaction, Commentarama Style

We at Commentarama are all about satisfying the needs of our audience. And having just completed an extensive market survey of our e-mail inbox, today we are announcing a few changes that we think will serve you better.

Beginning on Monday, we will be adding a few sponsors to make your Commentarama experience more complete.

A surprisingly large number of you appear to have recently lost family members in plane crashes, most often uncles who served in important posts in government. And we know that government workers rarely have much money. So we have obtained a sponsorship agreement for flight insurance with Air Insure. You can’t beat fate, but your family can profit from your demise!

And what better way to say, “hey, you’re dead” than sending flowers to the deceased. Hence, our sponsorship deal with 1-900-FLOWERZ. A rose may be a rose by any other name, but you don't have to pay retail for it.

For reasons that are not entirely clear, many of you have recently come into large sums of money, and you seem to want our help in handling that money. To serve you better, we’re converting Commentarama from a mere, eminently-enjoyable blog into a most-trustworthy bank. Starting next week, we will be known as Commentarama Banco de’Commerce Internationăle.

Because of our new status, we have qualified to receive bailout funds. And we really like our audience. So we want to share those funds with you! Just send your bank account details to: commentaramabank@yahoo.con and we’ll handle the rest.

Finally, beginning Monday, we will start issuing articles in Nigerian. According to our survey, we are über popular in Nigeria. For the rest of you, we can only suggest that the faster you learn Nigerian, the quicker you can keep up with our witty and timely articles.

Sincerely,
The Management