Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Captioning: Heimlich Myself

If I'm interpreting this correctly, Hillary is so disliked at Foggy Bottom (the State Department) that she recently had to give herself the Heimlich when she started choking during a banquet. The other nearby State Department officials watched amused. . . and threw shrimp at her.




18 comments:

Joel Farnham said...

Help me. My boobs fell down and I can't get them up.

Contributed by my Wife.

Tennessee Jed said...

This is so good, one would almost believe it is a photoshop special

AndrewPrice said...

Joe, I'm not touching that one. . .

AndrewPrice said...

Jed, LOL! I'm going to accept it as real until I get a letter from Hillary telling me otherwise. Silence equals consent.

Writer X said...

Was the Heimlich before or after someone was helping her out of that hideous dress? Who gives this woman fashion advice?

AndrewPrice said...

Maybe that's why they were throwing shrimp? If the dress got dirty, she'd need new clothes? :-)

She's not exactly an icon of fashion is she?

Writer X said...

Andrew, hardly. And there's no excuse. When you've got that much disposable income and a harem of personal assistants, there's really no excuse to dress like an Ooompa Loompa.

AndrewPrice said...

LOL! Oompa, doompa, doompa dee do, I've got a gag gift from Obama for you. . .

LawHawkSF said...

Andrew: This may come as a complete shock to you and everyone else, but that picture leaves me completely speechless.

StanH said...

“No Hillary …stop chocking yourself. It’ll be alright! Someone get the straight jacket, quick!”

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhawk, LOL! I had the same reaction when I first saw it. Then I wondered if she was having an alien inserted into her neck!

AndrewPrice said...

Stan, You are a man with true insight!

JB1000 said...

Isn't that Violet from the original Willy Wonka movie, the one that turned into a large blueberry?

The years have not been kind.

AndrewPrice said...

LOL! "The years have not been kind." Awesome!

LawHawkSF said...

Andrew: Now you've done it. You've revealed the plot for next week's episode of "V."

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhawk, Just wait until they scrape the surface on the aliens in "V" and they find Oompa Loompas!

BevfromNYC said...

No one ever suspects the Oompa Loompas...

BoilerRoomElf said...

Oompla Loompas?! No one ever suspects Boiler Room Elves! Ha HAH!

One of us has clearly gotten down the back of her dress and is unexpectedly doing our patented "Elfen Slippered Back Massage."

Hey, we were trying to be friendly...

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