Thursday, September 22, 2011

T-Rav's Sockpuppet Theater Presents: The Debate

Welcome to tonight's debate thread. . .

For those who haven't heard. Thaddeus McCotter has dropped out and is endorsing Mitt Romney. Darrell Issa is also endorsing Mitt Romney. Commentarama is considering endorsing Barry Goldwater.

Please feel free to join along! :)

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T-Rav said...

Uh, Andrew, I assume you meant "Romney" not "Perry"???

T-Rav said...

New Page!!!

AndrewPrice said...

Newt is 100% right!

rlaWTX said...

ummmm, Andrew, did you mean Romney?

T-Rav said...

...And Newt brings the house down.

AndrewPrice said...

Obama defeat = new day in America

Anonymous said...

Paul's forever blowing bubbles. Did I get that right.

Dammit kids, you can have milk or juice, coffee's for the adults.

AndrewPrice said...

Yes, sorry Romney... not Perry.


Romney is on the ball, he's sharp and he sounds conservative. Perry is taking a nap.

T-Rav said...

rla, I think he did, he's just afraid I'll bite his head off if he specifically says "Romney is impressing me." Which I won't--until his back is turned.

AndrewPrice said...

Ok, that was worth the price of admission. LOL!

rlaWTX said...

y'all are hysterical to read without the "audio" portion!

yay Cain!

I was afraid Perry would wilt... or glad... or ambivalent...

yay Cain!

Yay Sockpuppet Theater!

T-Rav said...

Okay, I'll give Johnson credit. That was a pretty good line.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav and rlaWTX, Yeah... I meant Romney. It's a very strange feeling.

BevfromNYC said...

So why all the "Reagan" stuff? I like
When your brother in law is unemployed, it's a recession
When you are unemployed, it's a depression
When Jimmy Carter is umemployed it's a recovery!

That's great...

AndrewPrice said...

My trash is not a goldmine for identity thieves, but it is a goldmine for pizza boxes.

T-Rav said...

rla, maybe you should just do the pointed summaries, instead of us having these windy multiple-page threads.

AndrewPrice said...

Cain! Because he's awesome.

Libertarians said...

Johnson/Paul 2012!!!! End the Fed! Bring back Gold! Tenth Amendment! !!!!!!!!

Jon Huntsman said...

Obama because he's dreamy.

AndrewPrice said...

Very diplomatic by Newt.

BevfromNYC said...

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!!!

Anonymous said...

Santorum/Gingrich? God help us all. One has only one thought, the other has every thought.

Ron Paul said...

And I will be. Because I'm totally awesome and my victory is inevitable.

AndrewPrice said...

Perry's best answer.

T-Rav said...

Rick, if this is a game show, you're the contestant who walks away with the coffee-maker prize.

Romney said...

I pick Bev.

BevfromNYC said...

That really was a really stupid question...

T-Rav said...

Andrew, don't you DARE say Romney is impressing you again.

rlaWTX said...

T-Rav, then I'd miss the "muted" hilarity!

It's kinda like eavesdropping on half of a conference call... but with interesting and amusing people...

Imaginary Gerbil Megatron said...

So I'm out of the poll, then?

AndrewPrice said...

Thank you Herm. Winners answer the question.

BevfromNYC said...

Can Cain be our first Black President????

T-Rav said...

How about Cain/Bev 2012? I'd go for that, so long as I don't get arrested by the new administration.

T-Rav said...

"I'm not sure how long Romney and Perry are going to be around, since they seem to be about to bludgeon each other to death."

That is possibly the smartest and wittiest thing Huntsman has ever said.

AndrewPrice said...

It is a stupid question, but honestly, I think you need to answer these. And the right answer was Cain.

rlaWTX said...

see ya for the summary tomorrow...

AndrewPrice said...

So who do people think won/lost tonight?

T-Rav said...

234 comments, a new Commentarama record!

Okay, so I don't think we have to wait for Andrew's morning recap, I can tell you who the two winners and two losers are right now.

AndrewPrice said...

I'm not recapping in the morning...

Tomorrow is Friday -- film day in the afternoon. Plus, I need to see my doctor in the morning.

Herman Cain said...

I nominate Commentarama as my VP running mate.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how the snap polls will come out, but even with a couple of slips, I think Romney did better than anyone, and Perry not only didn't hit his necessary bases-loaded home run, he fouled out. Nothing changed my opinions about any of the others. Romney is a long way from getting my vote, but if this debate were the sole determining factor, he'd at least be at the top of the list. Fortunately, this debate is only part of a process.

rlaWTX said...

(that means the sockpuppets are recapping, right?)

AndrewPrice said...

rlaWTX, I'll see what I can come up with. Maybe I have to do two post. It might kill me, but I'll see if I can do it.

:(

T-Rav said...

Ah. Well then...

I think Romney and Cain clearly won, and Perry and Bachmann clearly lost. And maybe also Fox News, for putting on such a crappy debate.

rlaWTX said...

Cain/Commentarama 2012!

T-Rav said...

Hmm. I don't really agree with most of what the Fox panel is saying right now, but I don't care because I'm in love with Mary Katherine Ham. :-)

T-Rav said...

Okay, so I have a serious question. Given that a Marist poll had her losing to Obama by only five (even if it is an outlier), what are the odds that Palin gets in after this utter fail by the Tea Party leaders?

rlaWTX said...

Andrew, don't do anything painful! I figure finding yourself appreciating Romney pulled something anyway! ;)

The SP Theater version gave me a pretty good idea of the goings-on!

Frank Luntz Pollsters said...

We all love Romney.

AndrewPrice said...

I agree, Fox's panel was simply wrong... did they watch the debate?

Lutz's group is exactly right though.

T-Rav said...

Yeah Andrew, don't kill yourself. I'd enjoy a recap, but people can get a good idea of what happened from the comments.

T-Rav said...

Oof. That in-state tuition answer absolutely killed Perry. He sounded like a liberal to them.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I'll see what I can do, but it won't be until the afternoon.

BevfromNYC said...

Romney/Cain
Cain/Romney
Cain/Gingrich
Romney/Gingrich
Perry/Cain
Perry/Gingrich

Don't see Perry as VP.
Don't see Gingrich as P.

Bachman et al. fading out...

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, Cain/Gingrich. :)

T-Rav said...

Ohhh, I can't wait to see what Perry's poll numbers look like after this debate has sunk in. This focus group is just tearing him apart. Personally, I'm jumping on the Cain wagon.

Anonymous said...

The Luntz post-debate group is confirming something I'm thinking about Romney and the Massachusetts health plan.

I'm old enough to remember when Ronald Reagan was taking heat from conservatives for having signed California's first [therapeutic] abortion bill as governor. He repeatedly said it was a state issue, and he saw the result and changed his mind completely about the issue.

Romney is no Reagan, but his disavowal of a national healthcare plan modeled after the Massachusetts plan seems to be having the same effect now as Reagan's disavowal of his signature on the abortion bill. And in addition, it strengthens his public support of state 10th Amendment rights and privileges. We'll soon see if the general public sees it the same way as the Luntz group.

Anonymous said...

BTW: I missed the Johnson "dog" remark because the grandkids were fighting over who got the last burrito. What did I miss?

T-Rav said...

LawHawk, I'll defer to your judgment on that. If I were an Obama campaign manager, though, I would make sure he was absolutely hammered on that in debates if he were the nominee: "If it was good enough for your state, what's your objection to having it in the entire country? Why not simplify matters?" I simply do not trust the man on this.

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhawk, I agree. That focus group completely bought the idea that he'd learned his lesson.

T-Rav said...

Oh, there was a question about job creation and Johnson said something to the effect of "my neighbor's two dogs next door have created more jobs than Barack Obama has." I dislike Johnson, but that was a good hit.

Anonymous said...

Romney/Rubio. It's not my first choice, but we can't seem to get Rubio to run for President (or Bobby Jindal, for that matter).

AndrewPrice said...

Lawhawk, He said that "My neighbors two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this administration."

Anonymous said...

T-Rav: Thanks. And he's right.

BevfromNYC said...

Also these combinations:
Cain/Bev
Cain/Commentarama
Bev/{no one because she is just THAT good}
T-Rav/Kittens
Kittens/Sock puppets
Obama/sock puppet (oops that's what we have now....)

T-Rav said...

No Bev, what we have now is Sock Puppet/Wooden Head. Not to nitpick or anything.

And thank you for putting me at the top of a ticket! I'll have my people call the kittens' people.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, don't feel under pressure for another post. If you do post something, I have more free time tomorrow than I have had this week, so I'll be sure to add my own two cents in.

Anonymous said...

T-Rav: I didn't say that I necessarily am comfortable with Romney's explanation. I'm simply interpreting what I think Luntz' group was saying, and that it may very well be the way it affects the general public. We have to remember that not everybody loves politics, and we can't win the Presidency with conservatives alone. I hope his disavowal was as genuine as Reagan's, but I'm not fully convinced. So you're right about him having to be ready to face further questions about it.

Andrew: Thank you as well for letting me in on the Johnson joke.

BevfromNYC said...

Hey, it the Supreme Court says corporations are people too, why can't "we" be VP?

T-Rav - I thought it was a little too dangerous to allow the kittens to be President. And since you seem to have them under control with your threats of violence and all, I figured you had a good rapport. And kittens must be a marketable "protected class", right?

Oh and yes - Sock puppet/wooden head...yes, you are right.

T-Rav said...

Sorry LawHawk, I didn't mean to imply that. I know what you were saying, I just really wasn't paying attention to what I was writing. I hope Romney can convince me he's sincere on this, and if he can put together a winning moderate-conservative coalition that undoes Obama's disasters, I'll be a happy camper. But thanks for reminding me not to go too far with my dislike of him.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, I like that idea. We incorporate and then we become VP! :)

T-Rav said...

Bev, that's very true. All I'd need to do is run a few commercials of innocent-looking kittens (actually, that's redundant, isn't it?), set them to some Sarah MacLachlan, and I'd sail right into the White House.

Anonymous said...

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Politics has aged me enough already.

T-Rav said...

Oh, not to go OT or anything, but quickly, Drudge is saying that the New York Times will be running a major story tomorrow on Solyndra and the Obama Administration's involvement. This should be interesting.

Anonymous said...

T-Rav: The question is, will it be a real news piece, or another defense of the crooked, dangerous Obama administration? I tend to think the latter, but they do have to do something to restore that .05% credibility they have left. I guess we'll see.

T-Rav said...

LawHawk, that's very true. I guess we'll find out in the morning.

Ron Paul was just on Hannity, and he said that Iran was not a threat, and Ahmedinejad's fulminations against Israel are no different than Khrushchev banging his shoe on the table. In other words, Ron Paul just demonstrated once more why he should not be President.

Okay, I've been staring at this computer screen for four hours straight, and I'm giving it a rest. Great commenting, everyone! Good job, sockpuppets!

Anonymous said...

I don't know who the next debate sponsor is or what the format is, but I WANT TO HEAR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT GUNWALKER/FAST AND FURIOUS, SOLYNDRA and LIGHTSQUARED in the next debate. Yeah, all the candidates want to do better than Obama, but corruption brought Nixon down, and a clear plan from Republicans could be the final nail in Obama's Presidential coffin. No mealy-mouthed "we'll have to wait until all the evidence is in" or "innocent until proven guilty." This is politics. It's not beanbag, a college debate, or a court of law. And besides, this kind of political speech is strongly and fundamentally a protected First Amendment right. So let's see some cojones, kids.

BevfromNYC said...

'Night everyone! Sock puppets, get back in your drawer where you belong...

Anonymous said...

T-Rav: And unlike Khruschev, Ahmadinejad believes that if he gets nuked back by Israel or the US, he will go to paradise and get his seventy-two virgins automatically by virtue of his Islamic martyrdom. Khruschev was an s.o.b. and wanted world domination, but he didn't believe in paradise and preferred to live rather than die in a nuclear oven. Thus, mutually-assured destruction (MAD). Paul is certifiable.

Individualist said...

Andrew Price Said

"RINOs have earned that title, both by consistently voting against conservative ideas, AND by being disloyal to the Republican Party."

Andrew Andrew Andrew why do you always have to bring up Mccain

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