The only thing worse that another debate (like the one tomorrow night) is a SOTU. Good God! Why? The union is in a lousy state. Obama is the problem. The solution is obvious. Why do we need to waste two hours listening to our incompetent president try to explain his failure? Well, here goes: 
And while we're waiting lets predict some of what Obama might say tonight and what he should say instead.
I'll start. . . He'll say: "It's all Bush's fault!" He should say: "Whoops."
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
T-Rav's Sockpuppets v. Obama's STFUSOTU
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 577 Newer› Newest»$%#@ you, Jackie! $%#@ you for giving this @#^&#$* a talking point!
Was that a troll? No, it was Debbie Whatshername Shitz.
Raising requirements always turns education around.
Teachers are not underpaid you ass.
Who's that tramp-tramp-tramping on my hair?
For example, my old teacher, Saul.
Preach it! We need more dues members!
Oh boy, time for the standing fellation--I mean, standing ovation!
I am so happy the Republicans are simply not applauding this jerk.
But the school systems WANT to get rid of bad teachers, but they can't because of the UNIONS...
What? Students who don't drop out are more likely to graduate? Who knew?
How many states is that, Mr. President?
Wow, I'm underwhelmed.
What? WHAT?!?!
YAY!
I swear to God, I'm about to have a laughing fit at the mindlessness here.
Did he just say that all students should force kids to stay in school until they are 18???
"I propose that all teenagers stop getting in car accidents!"
No $#!+ Sherlock.
This speech has left the ranks of "awful" and gone to "pathetic."
He has no theme, he's contradicting himself, he's saying nothing. It's like he's reading a laundry list of unrelated items.
Bev, it's all for the Unio--er, the children.
I think my brain is melting. This retard doesn't understand basic math.
But that's the point - The Fed funding should go down THEN the tuition will go down!!!
HOLY FRICKIN COW!!!
His tone is almost a joke tonight. So much for soaring rhetoric.
We should force all immigrant students to remain here and work for us! Like in forced labor camps or something!
Take on illegal immigration. Take them on as Democr--er, citizens. Wait, that's no better.
So your plan to fix illegal immigration is to ruin the economy? Um... not a good idea.
He crazy??? He's put MORE guards on the borders??? Well, except for all of those he took away from Texas and murdered...
Whaddaisay?
If you put Obama's head up to your ear, you can hear the ocean.
Is he serious? Are they serious? Or is this just a BAD joke??
Bev, he put more guards on the border to replace the ones that were murdered, don't you see?
Yeah.. obama is pandering to me with something he plans to forget tomorrow morning.
Well done, my apprentice.
rla, the answer is yes.
Shamelessness, are you standing in for the Emperor?
rlaWTX said...
what is his usual tone? supercilious?
Aye! Supersillyious and condendescending.
I'm kinda impressed by Boehner's straight face at this mumbo-jumbo...
You're not even planning to pay us back any more, are you?
Investments! LOL!
This guy wants to spend money on EVERYTHING!
Do you need new socks? The feds will provide it.
PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP TALKING!!! MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!
Wait, what? We're gonna win the future with better Kevlar? Guess we're going to war...
T-Rav: thanks
WTF - oil!!!!
rlaWTX, I'm impressed by the Republicans as a group. I don't think they've applauded once.
Hello! (jumping up and down) Helloooo!!!!!
Of course that's after he shut down ALL offshore oil drilling...
But don't worry, those things can be fixed.
All of the above... you mean like
OIL
NATURAL GAS
NUCLEAR
???
Solyandra! Volt! Keystone!
Bev, I think my brain is melting and running out my ears. I'm not even kidding.
"safely" -- key word. He won't let them drill.
And it will last even longer if we regulate to prevent its usage.
Hey Obama, when do we get to those free unicorns you said you'd deliver us?
No choice at all. Environment every time.
This is the biggest, stupidest love letter ever to the government.
This man is an idiot.
NO FRACKING!!!
That NH pony guy sounds really god about now...
Unicorns are for chumps. He's gonna be promising us magic dragons before the night is done.
*good*
Yep, federal investment created batteries that catch fire and cars no one wants.
I pay him! Yay!
@#$% you Brian! @#$% you and your furniture company! And all the yachts!
This is so inspiring!
rlaWTX, I'm with you about the pony. His plan makes a lot more sense than what President Downgrade is saying.
Can you just walk away, period?
But will you please just walk away...
we wuv you too
These are all strawmen arguments. No one is opposed to the things he's promising to defend.
Oil companies are evil! They don't deserve their money! Socialism! Socialism!
This is pathetic.
T-Rav... you gonna be ok?
I see you read my book after all.
I know. 100 years of oil is too much. People only rode horses for, like what?, five?
Why can't my cable go out NOW!
No one gives a #$%& about climate change anymore, you stupid dipwad.
So the navy will be powering homes now?
STOP MAKING SEX TO ME
more Czars? more gov't by fiat? more regs?
In the Navy!....
somewhere over the rainbow...
OMG! Did you see that shot with the rays of light? (Maybe they did it before and I missed it.)
I can honestly say I hate this fracken clown.
Is this all just crazy stuff or what?
That's what happens when a welfare state collapses in on itself.
tryanmax, I saw that. Unbelievable.
Yep, this high-speed Internet ain't like it used to be when Fred and I were li'l kids.
Bev, It feels like a lot of crazy to me. There's nothing here except a laundry list of things he wants to buy.
facepalm
Can I borrow a mallet from somebody?
Wait, did I miss something about a rainbow?
Yes, millions of innocent Americans have been hurt by Obama's administration.
we have 1 year or more work for every construction company... w/o TOTUS!
Now he's running a credit service?
Thanks to high-speed broadband Internet, America pulled itself out of the Depression and defeated Hitler. #Things I learned from Obama
rainbow = pie in the sky promises of all those perfect jobs...
...unless they were successful playing by those rules.
Hey, the rule of law! How about that! Can you work on that sometime, Barry?
Here's the good thing about this speech.
Think of everything he's whined about tonight and think about these three little letters when it gets to the House:
D.O.A.
so we're going to have more regs to guarantee refis for those bad loans??
What? Like having to have the money to buy a house? Like proper credit and the ability to pay?
White House Cash and Loans, this is Michelle. How may I help you?
Strawman! These are not the regulations that need dealing with.
Yes, and how many have you actually repealed?
Joke falls flat.
HA! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
EPA!
Biden picks his nose.
It's all in the delivery, Bert ol' buddy!
What brilliant wit! Did you hear how everybody laughed?
So on the one hand:
1. government sucks and
2. we need to get government out of the way.
on the other:
1. government is the answer and
2. the government must pay for and control everything.
An Oil spill that you made worse by doing nothing for a month...
too much to type - too much dumb - too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much
Keep the Hg away from kids, unless it's in a lightbulb. Then it's okay.
I will not go down from the mountaintop! (You know, 'cause that's what MLK said once? I'm the successor to MLK.)
Oh, Tam? FYI - God, I hate this guy...
"You will be my slave!"
Is it just me, or did Obama's nose get a little bit longer?
is it ok to cry over spilt MLK?
rla -- "too much dumb" LOL!
You just put your finger on the problem here.
T-Rav, put down the knife!
This is so bad I forgot to drink...
OMGOMGOMGOMG
I've got it, he's orange because he's half black and half Oompa Loompa.
And abuse of power is something Holder knows a lot about.
Not a special unit from DOJ!!!!
Bev, at least my beer is going down smooth. Unlike other things...
Which will be in about 2080.
is he frickin serious - the most corrupt AG since time began is going to have a NEW department to go after bank fraud??????????????????
They tried that you d**k and you didn't want it.
T - Oompa Loompa does explain some stuff...
But forget the rich. We'll just rape the @#%$ out of them. Because they're rich.
NOT $40 from every paycheck. $40 every month! And you are the one who didn't want to extend it more than 2 months!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, my God - He almost said "no sh*t? Did you hear that?
I hate him...
Let's kill Warren Buffett!
Yay!!!!
Warren Buffet! DRINK!! DRINK EVERYTHING!!!!
Bev, That's because he's full of it.
Andrew. I know where Warren lives.
Don't give me any ideas...
Which won't happen as long as ObamaCare is still on the books.
The Democrats are like trained monkeys.
the Buffet rule - the one where he doesn't pay his taxes???????????
Come on Tom -- flip Obama the bird!
But Buffet doesn't pay 30% a year...
If you want to unite the country, why don't you STOP USING CLASS WARFARE, YOU WORTHLESS GUTLESS HACK?!?!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tryanmax, I think we should all start sending hate mail to Warren Buffett. We should make this crap backfire on the bastard.
Yes, let's raise the income tax on people who make their money through gains. That sounds like common sense to me.
No, you begrudge it you ass!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE THIS MAN!!!!
He's just lying! He just switched percentages for the same "amount"!
I doubt Buffet's secretary pays as much in taxes a Warren Buffet!
I knew common sense, punk, and you sir, are not on the same planet as common sense.
Whether or not you're a human being....
Bev, He's lied all night.
When is this crapfest going to end?
Man, I hope nothing gets done in Washington this year.
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(I'm tuning him out.)
George Soros benefited that's who.
Eh?
isn't insider trading already illegal??????
He'll sign it tomorrow. He didn't say anything about signing it after that.
This from the man who has raised over a billion dollars for his campaign...
The DEMOCRAT Senate.
Well, then let's get rid of the filibuster starting in 2013.
And by "both parties" he means "Republicans"
Checks and balances suck!
Then why haven't you fixed that?
Finally?
The Executive Branch - we need more concentrated power to get rid of Congress...
In the name of helping the American people, I call on Congress to suspend the Constitution and give me unlimited power.
Ok, you first jerk.
Such brilliant ideas!
*pant*
*pant*
*pant*
DRINK!!!!
I hate this man. That is 100% opposite of EVERYTHING he said tonight.
Apparently, in Obama's head the American people are incapable of doing anything by themselves.
smarter?
MAKE HIM STOP TALKING!!!!!
This is truly a spectacle of delusion and lying. He and Newt should be put into a rowboat and made to each other.
Let me be clear:
1. You are hypocrites.
2. I am awesome.
FASCIST!!!!
I think somebody got rla!
rlaWTX - I like your new avatar!!
I will turn this country into a socialist paradise. If you know what's good for you, you'll work with me and not against me, because it's gonna happen regardless.
thank you...
Pak-i-stahn! Drink!
rla--LOL!
waves of change = waves of grain???
And Libya has become a fully functioning democratic state, just like that.
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Sorry. Head on keyboard.
Except unborn babies.
Well, let's see - The Islamacists have control of the government in Egypt...
Gee, how nice of you to back us up two years later.
Green is the new red, isn't it?
Especially since we refused to help out those thieving free-marketeer Hondurans.
I don't think that Israel is aware of this cooperation though...
I have never in my life hated a president... until now.
This man is a disgrace to the human race.
Wait, "new hope" in Burma?? New hope for who?
We totally write his speech material, guys.
Pardon my language, but this man is so full of shit that I'm surprised he hasn't died of septic shock.
But that will only be for a few more months...
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