Tuesday, January 24, 2012

T-Rav's Sockpuppets v. Obama's STFUSOTU

The only thing worse that another debate (like the one tomorrow night) is a SOTU. Good God! Why? The union is in a lousy state. Obama is the problem. The solution is obvious. Why do we need to waste two hours listening to our incompetent president try to explain his failure? Well, here goes:


And while we're waiting lets predict some of what Obama might say tonight and what he should say instead.

I'll start. . . He'll say: "It's all Bush's fault!" He should say: "Whoops."

577 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   201 – 400 of 577   Newer›   Newest»
T-Rav said...

$%#@ you, Jackie! $%#@ you for giving this @#^&#$* a talking point!

AndrewPrice said...

Was that a troll? No, it was Debbie Whatshername Shitz.

T-Rav said...

Raising requirements always turns education around.

AndrewPrice said...

Teachers are not underpaid you ass.

Debbie Wassermann-Schultz said...

Who's that tramp-tramp-tramping on my hair?

Obama said...

For example, my old teacher, Saul.

Teacher Unions said...

Preach it! We need more dues members!

T-Rav said...

Oh boy, time for the standing fellation--I mean, standing ovation!

AndrewPrice said...

I am so happy the Republicans are simply not applauding this jerk.

BevfromNYC said...

But the school systems WANT to get rid of bad teachers, but they can't because of the UNIONS...

tryanmax said...

What? Students who don't drop out are more likely to graduate? Who knew?

BevfromNYC said...

How many states is that, Mr. President?

AndrewPrice said...

Wow, I'm underwhelmed.

T-Rav said...

What? WHAT?!?!

diploma mills said...

YAY!

T-Rav said...

I swear to God, I'm about to have a laughing fit at the mindlessness here.

BevfromNYC said...

Did he just say that all students should force kids to stay in school until they are 18???

Barack Obama said...

"I propose that all teenagers stop getting in car accidents!"

tryanmax said...

No $#!+ Sherlock.

AndrewPrice said...

This speech has left the ranks of "awful" and gone to "pathetic."

He has no theme, he's contradicting himself, he's saying nothing. It's like he's reading a laundry list of unrelated items.

tryanmax said...

Bev, it's all for the Unio--er, the children.

T-Rav said...

I think my brain is melting. This retard doesn't understand basic math.

BevfromNYC said...

But that's the point - The Fed funding should go down THEN the tuition will go down!!!

rlaWTX said...

HOLY FRICKIN COW!!!

AndrewPrice said...

His tone is almost a joke tonight. So much for soaring rhetoric.

Barack Obama said...

We should force all immigrant students to remain here and work for us! Like in forced labor camps or something!

tryanmax said...

Take on illegal immigration. Take them on as Democr--er, citizens. Wait, that's no better.

AndrewPrice said...

So your plan to fix illegal immigration is to ruin the economy? Um... not a good idea.

BevfromNYC said...

He crazy??? He's put MORE guards on the borders??? Well, except for all of those he took away from Texas and murdered...

tryanmax said...

Whaddaisay?

T-Rav said...

If you put Obama's head up to your ear, you can hear the ocean.

rlaWTX said...

Is he serious? Are they serious? Or is this just a BAD joke??

tryanmax said...

Bev, he put more guards on the border to replace the ones that were murdered, don't you see?

Women said...

Yeah.. obama is pandering to me with something he plans to forget tomorrow morning.

Shamelessness said...

Well done, my apprentice.

T-Rav said...

rla, the answer is yes.

tryanmax said...

Shamelessness, are you standing in for the Emperor?

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

rlaWTX said...
what is his usual tone? supercilious?

Aye! Supersillyious and condendescending.

rlaWTX said...

I'm kinda impressed by Boehner's straight face at this mumbo-jumbo...

China said...

You're not even planning to pay us back any more, are you?

AndrewPrice said...

Investments! LOL!

This guy wants to spend money on EVERYTHING!

Do you need new socks? The feds will provide it.

BevfromNYC said...

PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP TALKING!!! MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!

tryanmax said...

Wait, what? We're gonna win the future with better Kevlar? Guess we're going to war...

rlaWTX said...

T-Rav: thanks

WTF - oil!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

rlaWTX, I'm impressed by the Republicans as a group. I don't think they've applauded once.

Keystone XL Pipeline said...

Hello! (jumping up and down) Helloooo!!!!!

BevfromNYC said...

Of course that's after he shut down ALL offshore oil drilling...

Barack Obama said...

But don't worry, those things can be fixed.

AndrewPrice said...

All of the above... you mean like


OIL
NATURAL GAS
NUCLEAR

???

All of the Above said...

Solyandra! Volt! Keystone!

T-Rav said...

Bev, I think my brain is melting and running out my ears. I'm not even kidding.

AndrewPrice said...

"safely" -- key word. He won't let them drill.

tryanmax said...

And it will last even longer if we regulate to prevent its usage.

T-Rav said...

Hey Obama, when do we get to those free unicorns you said you'd deliver us?

tryanmax said...

No choice at all. Environment every time.

AndrewPrice said...

This is the biggest, stupidest love letter ever to the government.

This man is an idiot.

BevfromNYC said...

NO FRACKING!!!

rlaWTX said...

That NH pony guy sounds really god about now...

tryanmax said...

Unicorns are for chumps. He's gonna be promising us magic dragons before the night is done.

rlaWTX said...

*good*

AndrewPrice said...

Yep, federal investment created batteries that catch fire and cars no one wants.

rlaWTX said...

I pay him! Yay!

T-Rav said...

@#$% you Brian! @#$% you and your furniture company! And all the yachts!

The Mainstream Media said...

This is so inspiring!

AndrewPrice said...

rlaWTX, I'm with you about the pony. His plan makes a lot more sense than what President Downgrade is saying.

T-Rav said...

Can you just walk away, period?

BevfromNYC said...

But will you please just walk away...

Promises, promises said...

we wuv you too

AndrewPrice said...

These are all strawmen arguments. No one is opposed to the things he's promising to defend.

Barack Obama said...

Oil companies are evil! They don't deserve their money! Socialism! Socialism!

AndrewPrice said...

This is pathetic.

Kittens and Puppets said...

T-Rav... you gonna be ok?

Hugo Chavez said...

I see you read my book after all.

tryanmax said...

I know. 100 years of oil is too much. People only rode horses for, like what?, five?

BevfromNYC said...

Why can't my cable go out NOW!

T-Rav said...

No one gives a #$%& about climate change anymore, you stupid dipwad.

AndrewPrice said...

So the navy will be powering homes now?

Taxpayers said...

STOP MAKING SEX TO ME

rlaWTX said...

more Czars? more gov't by fiat? more regs?

T-Rav said...

In the Navy!....

rlaWTX said...

somewhere over the rainbow...

tryanmax said...

OMG! Did you see that shot with the rays of light? (Maybe they did it before and I missed it.)

AndrewPrice said...

I can honestly say I hate this fracken clown.

BevfromNYC said...

Is this all just crazy stuff or what?

T-Rav said...

That's what happens when a welfare state collapses in on itself.

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, I saw that. Unbelievable.

Marge in Kansas said...

Yep, this high-speed Internet ain't like it used to be when Fred and I were li'l kids.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, It feels like a lot of crazy to me. There's nothing here except a laundry list of things he wants to buy.

tryanmax said...

facepalm

tryanmax said...

Can I borrow a mallet from somebody?

T-Rav said...

Wait, did I miss something about a rainbow?

AndrewPrice said...

Yes, millions of innocent Americans have been hurt by Obama's administration.

West Texas said...

we have 1 year or more work for every construction company... w/o TOTUS!

AndrewPrice said...

Now he's running a credit service?

T-Rav said...

Thanks to high-speed broadband Internet, America pulled itself out of the Depression and defeated Hitler. #Things I learned from Obama

rlaWTX said...

rainbow = pie in the sky promises of all those perfect jobs...

tryanmax said...

...unless they were successful playing by those rules.

T-Rav said...

Hey, the rule of law! How about that! Can you work on that sometime, Barry?

AndrewPrice said...

Here's the good thing about this speech.

Think of everything he's whined about tonight and think about these three little letters when it gets to the House:

D.O.A.

rlaWTX said...

so we're going to have more regs to guarantee refis for those bad loans??

BevfromNYC said...

What? Like having to have the money to buy a house? Like proper credit and the ability to pay?

The Near Future said...

White House Cash and Loans, this is Michelle. How may I help you?

tryanmax said...

Strawman! These are not the regulations that need dealing with.

T-Rav said...

Yes, and how many have you actually repealed?

AndrewPrice said...

Joke falls flat.

T-Rav said...

HA! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Bad Jokes said...

EPA!

AndrewPrice said...

Biden picks his nose.

T-Rav said...

It's all in the delivery, Bert ol' buddy!

The Mainstream Media said...

What brilliant wit! Did you hear how everybody laughed?

AndrewPrice said...

So on the one hand:

1. government sucks and
2. we need to get government out of the way.

on the other:

1. government is the answer and
2. the government must pay for and control everything.

BevfromNYC said...

An Oil spill that you made worse by doing nothing for a month...

rlaWTX said...

too much to type - too much dumb - too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much too much

tryanmax said...

Keep the Hg away from kids, unless it's in a lightbulb. Then it's okay.

Barack Hussein Obama said...

I will not go down from the mountaintop! (You know, 'cause that's what MLK said once? I'm the successor to MLK.)

BevfromNYC said...

Oh, Tam? FYI - God, I hate this guy...

Obama to Business said...

"You will be my slave!"

T-Rav said...

Is it just me, or did Obama's nose get a little bit longer?

rlaWTX said...

is it ok to cry over spilt MLK?

AndrewPrice said...

rla -- "too much dumb" LOL!

You just put your finger on the problem here.

T-Rav's Family said...

T-Rav, put down the knife!

BevfromNYC said...

This is so bad I forgot to drink...

rlaWTX said...

OMGOMGOMGOMG

tryanmax said...

I've got it, he's orange because he's half black and half Oompa Loompa.

AndrewPrice said...

And abuse of power is something Holder knows a lot about.

BevfromNYC said...

Not a special unit from DOJ!!!!

tryanmax said...

Bev, at least my beer is going down smooth. Unlike other things...

T-Rav said...

Which will be in about 2080.

Common Sense said...

is he frickin serious - the most corrupt AG since time began is going to have a NEW department to go after bank fraud??????????????????

AndrewPrice said...

They tried that you d**k and you didn't want it.

rlaWTX said...

T - Oompa Loompa does explain some stuff...

Barack Obama said...

But forget the rich. We'll just rape the @#%$ out of them. Because they're rich.

tryanmax said...

NOT $40 from every paycheck. $40 every month! And you are the one who didn't want to extend it more than 2 months!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BevfromNYC said...

Oh, my God - He almost said "no sh*t? Did you hear that?

rlaWTX said...

I hate him...

AndrewPrice said...

Let's kill Warren Buffett!


Yay!!!!

T-Rav said...

Warren Buffet! DRINK!! DRINK EVERYTHING!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, That's because he's full of it.

tryanmax said...

Andrew. I know where Warren lives.










Don't give me any ideas...

T-Rav said...

Which won't happen as long as ObamaCare is still on the books.

AndrewPrice said...

The Democrats are like trained monkeys.

rlaWTX said...

the Buffet rule - the one where he doesn't pay his taxes???????????

AndrewPrice said...

Come on Tom -- flip Obama the bird!

BevfromNYC said...

But Buffet doesn't pay 30% a year...

T-Rav said...

If you want to unite the country, why don't you STOP USING CLASS WARFARE, YOU WORTHLESS GUTLESS HACK?!?!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AndrewPrice said...

tryanmax, I think we should all start sending hate mail to Warren Buffett. We should make this crap backfire on the bastard.

tryanmax said...

Yes, let's raise the income tax on people who make their money through gains. That sounds like common sense to me.

AndrewPrice said...

No, you begrudge it you ass!

AndrewPrice said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HATE THIS MAN!!!!

BevfromNYC said...

He's just lying! He just switched percentages for the same "amount"!

I doubt Buffet's secretary pays as much in taxes a Warren Buffet!

T-Rav said...

I knew common sense, punk, and you sir, are not on the same planet as common sense.

T-Rav said...

Whether or not you're a human being....

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, He's lied all night.

Most Americans said...

When is this crapfest going to end?

AndrewPrice said...

Man, I hope nothing gets done in Washington this year.

tryanmax said...

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

(I'm tuning him out.)

AndrewPrice said...

George Soros benefited that's who.

John McCain said...

Eh?

rlaWTX said...

isn't insider trading already illegal??????

tryanmax said...

He'll sign it tomorrow. He didn't say anything about signing it after that.

BevfromNYC said...

This from the man who has raised over a billion dollars for his campaign...

tryanmax said...

The DEMOCRAT Senate.

AndrewPrice said...

Well, then let's get rid of the filibuster starting in 2013.

tryanmax said...

And by "both parties" he means "Republicans"

Barack Obama said...

Checks and balances suck!

AndrewPrice said...

Then why haven't you fixed that?

AndrewPrice said...

Finally?

BevfromNYC said...

The Executive Branch - we need more concentrated power to get rid of Congress...

Barack Hussein Obama said...

In the name of helping the American people, I call on Congress to suspend the Constitution and give me unlimited power.

AndrewPrice said...

Ok, you first jerk.

The Mainstream Media said...

Such brilliant ideas!

*pant*
*pant*
*pant*

BevfromNYC said...

DRINK!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

I hate this man. That is 100% opposite of EVERYTHING he said tonight.

T-Rav said...

Apparently, in Obama's head the American people are incapable of doing anything by themselves.

rlaWTX said...

smarter?

BevfromNYC said...

MAKE HIM STOP TALKING!!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

This is truly a spectacle of delusion and lying. He and Newt should be put into a rowboat and made to each other.

Barack Obama said...

Let me be clear:

1. You are hypocrites.
2. I am awesome.

tryanmax said...

FASCIST!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

I think somebody got rla!

BevfromNYC said...

rlaWTX - I like your new avatar!!

Barack Hussein Obama said...

I will turn this country into a socialist paradise. If you know what's good for you, you'll work with me and not against me, because it's gonna happen regardless.

rlaWTX said...

thank you...

tryanmax said...

Pak-i-stahn! Drink!

T-Rav said...

rla--LOL!

rlaWTX said...

waves of change = waves of grain???

T-Rav said...

And Libya has become a fully functioning democratic state, just like that.

tryanmax said...

ahd beyh dfzhgdrtm efhykdtne gfxrtdn

tryanmax said...

Sorry. Head on keyboard.

T-Rav said...

Except unborn babies.

BevfromNYC said...

Well, let's see - The Islamacists have control of the government in Egypt...

Green Revolution said...

Gee, how nice of you to back us up two years later.

tryanmax said...

Green is the new red, isn't it?

Barack Obama said...

Especially since we refused to help out those thieving free-marketeer Hondurans.

BevfromNYC said...

I don't think that Israel is aware of this cooperation though...

AndrewPrice said...

I have never in my life hated a president... until now.

This man is a disgrace to the human race.

T-Rav said...

Wait, "new hope" in Burma?? New hope for who?

Newsweek said...

We totally write his speech material, guys.

AndrewPrice said...

Pardon my language, but this man is so full of shit that I'm surprised he hasn't died of septic shock.

BevfromNYC said...

But that will only be for a few more months...

«Oldest ‹Older   201 – 400 of 577   Newer› Newest»

Post a Comment