The only thing worse that another debate (like the one tomorrow night) is a SOTU. Good God! Why? The union is in a lousy state. Obama is the problem. The solution is obvious. Why do we need to waste two hours listening to our incompetent president try to explain his failure? Well, here goes: 
And while we're waiting lets predict some of what Obama might say tonight and what he should say instead.
I'll start. . . He'll say: "It's all Bush's fault!" He should say: "Whoops."
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
T-Rav's Sockpuppets v. Obama's STFUSOTU
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1 – 200 of 577 Newer› Newest»Andrew, this is a workplace violation! You have been making these sockpuppets labor almost continuously for the past week or two with all these debates without due compensation. You'll be hearing from us!
We want our share...You would be nothing without us.
That photo makes it look like Obama's ears are flapping...
Bev, He is Dumbo after all! ;)
Careful Sockpuppet Union... We know Boiler Elves!
What he will say: Everyone needs to pay their fair share.
What he should say: By fair, I mean the same tax rate. From now on, everyone actually IS equal under the law. No more freebies!
My grandkids are already taking bets on how long it will take before I start throwing things at the television and letting out with creative strings of obscenities. They took my .357 and hid it 'til the speech is over, just in case.
Lawhawk, That's probably a smart thing. A television is a terrible thing to waste!
Tam, I think we can guarantee he'll say that!
I think he'll also talk about a need to "come together as a nation and overcome the things which divide us."
By which he really means: "I plan to run the nastiest, most race baiting campaign in history."
How many times will Obama result to class warfare?
a) Once
b) Twice
c) 5-10
d) Continuously
(I think you know the answer.)
Shut up Knitters! You're just monopolizing all the fabric and not distributing it to others! Down with the bourgeois knitters!
Funny, Tam. Like Obama's ever going to make the poor pay anything in taxes! Oh, you scamp....
A girl can dream, right? Actually, it would be a nightmare if Dear Leader started talking like a reasonable leader. Reasonable people might actually fall for it. I say bring on the class warfare/race baiting! The nastier the better.
T-Rav, Why should the poor pay anything? They've earned the right to not pay by not making any money. If they had been evil and been rich, then they would need to be punished... but they were virtuous.
Also: d) Continuously.
Wanna bet he makes a reference to the attacks on Romney that Gingrich and Perry were making? I'll bet he talks about millionaires paying 15%.
Tam, I don't think you're going to be disappointed in that. I expect this will be one of the nastiest SOTUs ever.
poor sockpuppets... ya know if you don't want to appear at the Theater, you could always go play with T-Rav's kittens. I think they'd give your new, claw-pulled, unraveling selves a deeper appreciation for the Theater... just sayin', there are options.
I think the real question is whether Obama will actually address the state of the union.
I just directed a friend to the drinking game linked earlier and this thread as an alternative to stabbing herself in the ears for tonight...
I have secretly obtained the outline for Obama's SOTU speech. I thought I'd give everyone a gander at what we're facing:
8:05 p.m. Entrance
8:07-8:15 p.m. Accepts standing ovations from Congressional Democrats
8:15-8:18 p.m. Awkward silence while waiting for more standing ovations
8:18-8:25 p.m. Uses Gabby Giffords as an excuse to denounce conservatives for hateful rhetoric
8:25-8:40 p.m. Does repeated victory laps over killing of Bin Laden
8:40:01 p.m. Lists all other accomplishments in past year
8:40:02-8:51 p.m. Blames Congressional Republicans for not getting more done, for the state of the economy, for the violence associated with the Arab Spring, and for the destruction of Atlantis
8:51-8:58 p.m. Gives shout-out to Warren Buffet's secretary; attacks rich for not paying fair share
8:58-9:00 p.m. Receives standing ovation from millionaire Congressional Democrats
9:00-9:05 p.m. Explains why Republican presidential candidates hate the poor, minorities, women, foreigners, animals, vegetables, minerals, cancer patients, and babies
9:05-9:10 p.m. Uses ObamaCare patient as prop for defending ObamaCare
9:10-9:11 p.m. Outlines plans for the coming year
9:11-9:23 p.m. Repeats attacks on Republicans and the rich; suggests rich need to have wealth confiscated and personally singled out
9:23-9:25 p.m. Repeats attacks on Republicans for hateful rhetoric
9:25-9:30 p.m. Stutters through wrap-up
9:30 p.m. End
It just dawned on me... this could be Obama's LAST state of the union!
Now that is a happy thought!
rlaWTX, Very nice! Way to help a friend!
tryanmax, If you mean the union between Obama and the government, then yes.
T-Rav, Excellent news scoop!
In truth, the Republicans did cause Atlantis to sink. And they killed the dinosaurs to Big Oil could control the country.
From Barack Obama's Twitter account: "Are you hosting a #SOTU2012 watch party? Get your cameras ready and send us your best pics—we can’t wait to see them"
This is what the White House is doing with its time, folks.
Quick, while Obama is on the Twitter, let us invade Saudi Arabia!
T-Rav: LOL! That's pretty much the itinerary of all his SOTU speeches (all his speeches really).
Well done and too funny! :^)
You might consider a warning not to drink while reading next time.
To save the computer screen from the inevitable splatter.
T-Rav said...
From Barack Obama's Twitter account: "Are you hosting a #SOTU2012 watch party?
Well, Obama IS a twit so that comes as no surprise.
I ate a turkey sandwich, and now my fingers smell like sawdust. Should I be alarmed?
Speaking of Obama, I just got an e-mail form him (yes, I'm on his list) reminding me to watch. Jerk.
Also, I just registered for the Colorado Caucus! I'm voting for Donald Duck!
T-Rav, Not unless the Turkey's family finds out who you are....
Thanks Ben, and read at your own risk! ;-)
Don't worry Andrew, I paid them off.
If anyone is getting impatient waiting for the SOTU to start, here's a taste: LINK
Drudge has a link which shows that the evil businessman Mitt Romney gave 15% of his income to charity. Savior Obama gave 1%.
That is so typical. Liberals claim to be these bleeding hearts, but they will never use their own money.
AndrewPrice said...
Drudge has a link which shows that the evil businessman Mitt Romney gave 15% of his income to charity. Savior Obama gave 1%.
Typical indeed. Not only that but the charity leftists like Obama give to are usually leftist causes and ultimately, a leftist controlled state of force.
Forcing rich folks to give more of their money (which is never enough) to bureaucrats who take their considerable cut and give the change to their idea of charity.
The result being what we see now: higher unemployment, inflation, a stale and decaying economy, manufacturerers (producers) moving overseas or to Mexico, etc..
A decay that leads to economies like Greece, Spain, etc., or worse.
Then they blame it on the conservatives.
Andrew,
I'm on the WH e-mail list too. I sent them a scathing letter when they were asking for sob stories about what $40 means to me. Since then, they've been telling me what a great disciple of Dear Leader I am, inviting me to watch whateverthehell he's doing. Obviously, they either didn't read or didn't umderstand my letter.
*that would be "understand."
Gee, I'm almost sorry I'm not on the WH email list, so then I could really tell them off. Almost.
T-Rav, they would just conveniently ignore your sentiments then count you among the disciples.
Tam: Especially when they see T-Rav's avatar, LOL.
Yeah, he doesn't look like someone they would want to pay attention to, does he?
Oooh, Drinking game rule:
Drink when he says "Let me be clear..."
Two gulps if he follows it with "The Republicans have...
Ben and Tam, that's unfair! People shouldn't judge me like that! Look at this face. Would this face lie to you?
Tam, I've sent them nasty notes too and they ignore them. As far as they're concerned I'm just one of the happy zombies.
Actually, one of the funny things about avatars is that you do begin thinking of people as their avatars. So I probably would expect T-Rav to show up at the first Commentaramathon looking like Obama in joker makeup.
Dear BevinNYC: Although many of our rank-and-file are in sympathy with you, especially since the passing of ObamaCare, we must discourage this proposed drinking-game rule of yours. If followed, physicians nationwide would be inundated with cases of alcohol poisoning by 9:15 EST. Thank you for your consideration.
Am I stoned, or is Krauthammer defending Gingrich? Wasn't expecting that.
Ben, That's how they do it. They steal from the rich to give to the government and then blame the rich for not having enough to steal.
Who isn't letting Obama be clear?
Perhaps his teleprompter.
When Obama is clear he sounds like an idiot.
Okay, actually he always sounds like an idiiot considering the substance of his speeches but moreso when he goes off script.
T-Rav, It sounds that way... and he's splitting hairs to do it.
Though now he seems to have switched sides.
Welcome to Washington.
Let me be clear: I, uh, do not look like Obama or wear, uh, Joker makeup, in real life.
Let me be obtuse.
Or is it "let me be oblong"?
T-Rav, That's surprisingly hard to believe actually. Weird isn't it?
T-Rav:
Is that a riddle or a joke? :^)
T-Rav said...
Let me be clear: I, uh, do not look like Obama or wear, uh, Joker makeup, in real life.
What kind of makeup do you use?
I only ask because mine (the cheap kind) tends to smear a lot.
Booo boooo boooo! Booo boooo boooo!
Sorry, just warming up.
Nobody ever wants to be me.
The Klingons are here.
Ben, it depends on what I've got on to go with the black heels, or the blue flats, or...wait...can everyone read this?
Warren Buffett really is a disgrace. He's a professional plunderer.
The Imperial March would have been more appropriate theme music.
T-Rav, If I'm ever made President, that would be my theme song! How cool would that be?!
The Operative of Obamaha.
tryanmax, That's fitting.
How about the theme from Jaws?
I hope Obama gives me a shout-out. I feel forgotten.
Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!Booo boooo boooo!
The Imperial Theme is pretty catchy.
they announce the Pres, I look up and see Waxman!!!!!! < shudder >
So does that mean you think I look like a delicate flower?
What channel is everyone watching? I'm on CSPAN - no stupid commentary.
I heard that Warren Buffet's secretary is sitting by Michelle. Why?
I would give real money if Eric Cantor would smack Obama in the back of the head right now.
Did you see the 1000 days buttons some republicans are planning to wear tonight? As in, 1000 days without a budget.
And, Boehner invited people who won't get jobs, thanks to killing the pipeline project.
Nice show, I just wish there were more substance behind it.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings/Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
YOU SUCK!
Bev, Because he's going to make a class warfare argument about billion thieves paying less in taxes than their henchmen.
I though 0bama was black. He looks spray-tan orange on my TV. I think the picture is okay...
If I'm ever President I want a slide whistle as my official music.
Hiss! (Holds up a crucifix).
In other news, Sheila Jackson Lee is a chuckleheaded attention-whore.
he's only half black.
I'm playing my own version of the drinking game. I'm just gonna drink whenever I need to.
Andrew - I was thinking the same thing. He looks orange!
I don't think I've ever despised a President more than this one.
If I'm ever prez, I'm using the Flash Gordon theme by Queen.
Actually, anything by Queen would be pretty sweet.
I think the CSPAN tweets might be more annoying than the Fox commentators
Hey Andrew, what's the policy for profanity on this blog? Just asking.
Tam, so he's half black and half orange? Weird.
I concur with everyone else, he looks orange.
Clearly, he's half black, half tiger.
wow! The Flash Gordon theme would be awesome!
Dang, Obama's more orange-y than I am.
The NBC commentators are fairly silent. Just a suggestion.
You're calling blacks animals! RACIST!!!
T-Rav, We try to avoid it, but it's getting harder these days. :(
Don't blame us!!
rlaWTX - I do not have any tweets on my CSPAN channel...
For the record, I never called 0bama an animal. Orange is a fruit.
My God! He's the same color as Boehner?!
Have aliens taken over the country?
Somewhere, there's a bottle of rubbing alcohol with my name on it.
So does that make you homophobic?
Make them stop clapping...Yes, we know he can walk down an aisle...whoopdedoo.
God, this is so depressing...
Not! I mean, it's not an honor.
We've broken the color barrier with the first orange speaker!
Maybe he has jaundice?
The American people are always last...
Huh? I thought the world hated us?
Someday, we will hopefully be under a white flag. Or a red one; your choice.
CSPAN2...
He's kidding right? More respected??
Of course they are killing each other...
Red or White flag, color me Blue.
Jaundice makes you yellow, I think. Hey! Maybe Obama's soul has jaundice!
yawn...
Talli-bahn! Drink!
Illegal war!!!
US Armed Forces = awesome
Obama = awful
It sounds like his rhetoric generator is off.
Oh God, he's doing the earnest whispering thing again.
Did he say "educate our peeps"?
Biden just laughed -- I saw it!
Hello? Hello?! You said not being tied to dangerous parts of the world? I'm right over here!!!
Yes, but the WWII generation wasn't led by an idiot.
poor Boehner, He looks like he's thinking "Straight Face, gotta keep a straight face!"
Joe looks like he's not thinking...
Only the gold standard will save our economy. And lots of gold.
Now I don't know anything about work, but it sounds awesome. You guys should try that.
He honestly looks like he's been colorized -- like the Wizard of Oz or something.
Thanks for the history lesson...
Yes, you could have all that someday...IF YOU WORKED HARD...
Is that a fat joke?
rla, it's not that he won't think, he can't think...
whose rules??? same set???
But everyone DOES have a fair shot!
Now Joe is tying his shoe... or playing with himself.
The State of the Union speech, now presented in Technicolor!
Thanks to Democratic policies....
America = House of Card.
Thanks Barack.
rlaWTX said...
poor Boehner, He looks like he's thinking "Straight Face, gotta keep a straight face!"
Joe looks like he's not thinking...
Joe never thinks. It gets in the way of progress.
who gave us those loans?
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What "full effect"?
Don't hate me, guys. When I don't cooperate, they take me in back and--do things to me.
So we're down 1 million jobs on your watch.
Cut the deficit by $2 trillion? Huh? When?
Random shot of TurboTax Geithner....why?
work with anyone but republicans.
DRINK!!!!
I hate this orange man.
So you're going to embrace conservative principles; what?
bullsh!t - "work with anyone"
too much anger too type!!!!
Obama/Santorum 2012!!!
we're OK with out you!
manufacturing - stifled by unions
energy - stifled by EPA
etc. etc. etc.
This is a delusional speech if he thinks he can tell people that everything is going great because he fixed it.
"fight obstruction with action"
They call that fascism in some places, ya know.
Hey, leave us out of it.
T-Rav, I'm thinking that too. He and Santorum should get together and form a fascist club.
Obama is gonna take over Pittsburgh and Raleigh, now?
No mention of me? At all?
unionized... f-you!
poor Masterlock - what'd they do to get TOTUS's attention???
Dear God above, let this be his last SOTU.
Hey, what about what Washington can do?
I'm sure they weren't considering that before at all.
.. except cut taxes or regulations.
Do not ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country - Got it...
Okay, nobody "wants" to outsource.
You should be thrown in jail and executed!
Amen, Tam!
"Fair share"... drink!
Fair share! Drink!
Here that Apple? Microsoft??
Does that mean we drink twice?
does anyone else's head hurt????
Riddle me this... if tax cuts are good for manufacturers, why not give them to everyone?
Do you understand what a minimum wage does to promote outsourcing, you shallow @#$%? Or freakishly high union salaries? Do you actually think about this crap, you lying sack of @#$%?!
Except in Right to Work states
F-you!
Someone find out who the man behind the curtain is.
Local tax incentives for companies. That's what local governments are supposed to do. That is not for the Feds to do.
His tone is really off tonight. He sounds like a jackass.
So...what? We've already increased our exports by 20%? Someone get the fact-check machine.
AndrewPrice said...
Cut the deficit by $2 trillion? Huh? When?
You hafta use Obamath to get those kind of figures.
It's a form of leftist math. Their way of making cuts without actually making cuts because it's in the future that they'll make the cuts when our GDP is triple what it is now or something.
It's complicated.
I will throw them in jail and execute them!
I have to drink alot more to get through this...
what is his usual tone? supercilious?
So now he's pro SOPA?
Let's hear it for SOPA, ladies and gents!!
Drug company sop.
"sopa" is Spanish for "soup" Maybe he's in favor of soup.
If I can stare at him a little harder, maybe he'll spontaneously combust....
What is he talking about???
enforced equal access to financing - isn't that what brought the housing market down?
BYE BYE BENEDICT NELSON! And good riddance.
This is crap. He's now arguing for increasing immigration.
tryanmax, any idea for the word "soup" in Austrian?
OMG... so this is a private sector success - not a gov't one!!!
"I want everyone to get fired from Seimens!"
Great! Now that Jackie's had such fortune, the economy will magically turn around!
Private, government; potato, po-tah-to--what's the diff, am I right?
Right, let's seize community colleges and let the feds run those.
Idiot.
Why aren't the companies footing the bill for these "training programs"?
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