Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Captioning: Stock Market Czar?

I swear to you that Tim Geithner is a Keebler Elf. . . with a potty mouth. But now Obama has gone one better, as you can see in this photo of Obama's new Stock Market Czar spending a little time at the New York Stock Exchange. At least, that's what I think is happening (I didn't bother reading the attached article). If I'm wrong, tell me.



12 comments:

Unknown said...

Andrew: I had never noticed how blue Tim's eyes are.

StanH said...

Sponge Bob would be vast improvement to little Timmy Geithner.

Writer X said...

Has Tim put on some weight?

AndrewPrice said...

I wonder if the woman on the right is upset that she's wearing the same thing as Spounge Tim?

StanH said...

Actually that’s little Timmy’s twin sister, she had to come along Timmy had a boo-boo earlier in the day. Timmy attended a town hall where he was hit continually with frying pans. The stunned look on his face is a result of his visit to the doctor, as fate would have it Nancy Pelosi’s doctor was the attending physician …poor Timmy.

AndrewPrice said...

He does have that "stunned from repeated strikes by frying pans" look doesn't he? I think that's called Coyote Syndrome.

Writer X said...

Andrew, if she's not upset, she should be.

StanH said...

True indeed, the Coyote Syndrome works. However, that transfixed stare has the definite signs that Nancy’s doctor has been working his magic.

AndrewPrice said...

Writer X, I'll bet she thought it was going to be pretty safe to wear the bright yellow number. Sure didn't turn out that way though. . . what are the odds!


Stan, By "Nancy's doctor", I take it you mean Umanu Mubuto Lord of the Underworld, Protector of the Sacred Arts of Voodoo and Botox?

Unknown said...

Andrew: I just realized that with those bright blue eyes and the yellow tuxedo, Geithner could replace Oski the Bear as UC Berkeley's school mascot. I've never quite figured out how California blue and gold nearly always comes out blue and yellow, but who am I to fight 145 years of tradition? After all, the Golden Gate Bridge is orange. BTW: Who's the sleazy looking guy at the podium right next to him?

StlDan said...

What kind of whip uses two hands to bring down the gavel?

AndrewPrice said...

I don't know Dan, but it looks to me like he's struggling all around. Note the look of sheer terror on his face as he tries to aim the gavel.

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