Tuesday, October 18, 2011

T-Rav's Sockpuppet Theater Presents: Battle at the Bordello


Republican Debate, the Silver State, the country's fate, the number eight, Journolist moderate, watch Romney gyrate, vacillate, vacillate, Santorum's Irate, the MSM’s hate, fabricate, fabricate, the Fed’s own weight, the Constitution Obama ate, liberate. . . liberate. . .

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AndrewPrice said...

A little INXS as mood music for the debate.... ;)

CrisD said...

a poem! :)

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I think I need to send you my bottle of antipsychotics. ;-)

AndrewPrice said...

CrisD, Yup! :)


T-Rav, Why? What have you heard?!


P.S. I liked Erin Burnett a lot on CNBC, but she had a real habit of putting her foot in her mouth. At one point she referred to Bush as "the monkey in the middle" when he was walking between two other people. I know she didn't mean anything political, but boy did that blow up on her!

T-Rav said...

Okay, time for the really important question of the night. Cardinals or Rangers?

AndrewPrice said...

Oh good, Huntsman won't be there tonight! :)


T-Rav, Detroit Lions.

AndrewPrice said...

So the three establishment guys think Romney is great. What a shock!

LawHawkRFD said...

I'll be out during the debates, and my idiot satellite provider is having problems (again) at the same time. So I'll have to depend on all of you to give me the straight news on the debates. I know I won't get it from the TV or cable news reporters. Do your usual great job!

Joel Farnham said...

Frankly, I am expecting this debate to be the same as the last one.

I hope there will be better questions and better answers.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, you know better than to be watching CNN unless absolutely necessary!

I will overlook your "sports" comment.

BevfromNYC said...

I just realized something. John McCain's wife made her family fortune in beer distributorships. And Herman Cain made HIS fortune in pizza! Do you see a pattern merging?

CNN said...

Ha ha ha. You silly people are expecting us to ask trenchant questions that deal with the underlying issues? You should know better.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, It is indeed painful. They need to just run a blank screen until these debates start. Or I need to stick with the SciFi channel right until the debate starts.


Sorry about the Lions. I forgot you meant baseball. Here ya go: Go Yankees! ;)

T-Rav said...

As an aside, the latest RCP poll has Perry at three percent in Florida; he's behind Bachmann in Iowa, and only gets into double-digits in SC, prime Cain territory. Which is to say, he'd better show that he has some solid foreign policy ideas--beyond giving non-citizens state tuition--or he's really up a creek.

AndrewPrice said...

Bev, It means we're the American party -- beer and pizza.

Compare that to the Democrats:

Pelosi -- wine maker
Clinton -- Hollywood celeb.
Obama -- bullsh.. distributor

Not very American.

AndrewPrice said...

This guy is pimping Romney hard... plus he's wrong. That's not how politics works.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I like commenting here, and I appreciate you and LawHawk setting up this site, but don't think I won't go out to Colorado and track you down for that. Never, EVER, taunt me like that.

AndrewPrice said...

"Nevada... we have hookers."

Harmonica said...

Am I supposed to be in on this intro?

T-Rav said...

Just remember, what happens in Vegas does not always stay in Vegas--like this debate, for instance. Also syphilis.

AndrewPrice said...

Oh please, we don't enterances!

AndrewPrice said...

And the Iron Sheik!!

T-Rav said...

That was a lot of applause for Cain.

T-Rav said...

Incidentally, Jon Huntsman will not be here tonight. He's boycotting because of Nevada moving up its caucus date. Or so he says. Personally, I like to believe he disappeared into a bubble of spacetime, a la Superman.

AndrewPrice said...

Now let's see images of the Occupy Crowd standing on American flags...

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I think he's starting to bow out.

AndrewPrice said...

Ohh! We can submit our own questions.

"Is it true that Newt smells like cheese?"

AndrewPrice said...

Please vote for me... my kid is sick.

AndrewPrice said...

I'm Ron Paul and I'm insane. Vote for me.

T-Rav said...

Hey, I have a question too.

"CNN, will you allow Rick Santorum to finish?"

Mitt Romney said...

I'm Mitt Romney, vote for me, unless you don't want to unless it will make you feel better, which it might.

AndrewPrice said...

silence...

The Crowd said...

We're not sure we believe you, Rick. That's why we hesitated.

AndrewPrice said...

Michelle using the worn out reference.

T-Rav said...

She stole my comment! Did you see that? She stole my comment!!!

AndrewPrice said...

I want her gone.

T-Rav said...

Just ask her kids. How many are there again?

AndrewPrice said...

That is misleading.

And she has no plan.

T-Rav said...

Bachmann, the Ma'am with a Plan.

AndrewPrice said...

That is a beautiful way to call Bachman a liar.

T-Rav said...

Whoa. I think he's been reading Commentarama.

AndrewPrice said...

Santorum is doesn't know what a VAT is.

And he is repeating liberal lines.

T-Rav said...

Old theory: Cain is a stalking horse for Romney.

New hot theory: Santorum and Bachmann are stalking horses for Romney.

CrisD said...

Santorum goes down! Wrong answer on taxes!

AndrewPrice said...

Tax Policy Center - leftist liars.

Their analysis is false. I read it last night.

AndrewPrice said...

Bachman -- I is a tax attorney, but I don't understand what a sale tax is.

AndrewPrice said...

This is why I had problems with Bachman. She is an idiot when it comes to economics.

Harry Plinkett said...

What is it with Ricks?

AndrewPrice said...

Yee haw... than I'm gonna smoke me some cigars and ride me back to Texas.

AndrewPrice said...

Beautiful Herman!!!!

AndrewPrice said...

Paul -- we should not support a regressive tax, i.e. we're all liberals now.

T-Rav said...

Ohhh. So, if I understand Ron Paul right, he likes the fact that half of us pay out the you-know-what in taxes and the other half don't pay a dime? Clod.

T-Rav said...

Newt. I'm begging you. Please cut through all this crap and remind us who the real enemy is.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, We should have called this "misdirection theater."

AndrewPrice said...

Bachmann has Zero idea what she is talking about. She's just spitting out words.

Michele Bachmann said...

It also preserves a career for tax attorneys. Just saying. I have to raise 23 foster kids, you know.

Rick Perry said...

I have no idea what I'm saying, I hope you don't notice.

Rick Perry said...

I have to spit this out now, before this bottle of NyQuil I just drank kicks in.

T-Rav said...

Whoa. Two Rick Perrys? It's like we've encountered an alternate universe.

AndrewPrice said...

Every one of these guys except Cain thinks the government creates jobs.

AndrewPrice said...

Rick Santorum the tinkerer...

T-Rav said...

No, it's because Europe's welfare state and anti-market regulations are stifling social mobility, and now we're repeating it.

AndrewPrice said...

Santorum should never say "you just don't have credibility."

AndrewPrice said...

Honestly, this is annoying. Someone please punch Santorum in the nads.

Rick Santorum said...

Let me interrupt! Let me interrupt!

AndrewPrice said...

Wow, a coherent sentence from Santorum. Too bad I don't care.

T-Rav said...

Yeah, so I'm not a fan of this crowd. I think they've all been shipped in from Utah.

The Facts said...

Um, Romney, have you seen us? I mean, we exist.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, It's an odd crowd.

AndrewPrice said...

Actually, Romney just whipped Newt.

T-Rav said...

I'm gonna punch Romney in the face, I swear to God, that smarmy little...

AndrewPrice said...

Let me say right now that I think this debate is a disgrace. They should all be ashamed of themselves except Paul and Cain -- and I'm not kidding.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I may not forgive any of these cretins for this horse@#$%. Especially not if they manage to knock off some of Cain's supporters.

CrisD said...

Romney is gettin a little fight in him. Sorry, but he comes off pretty well. Do you think anyone will put two and two together that Romneycare=Obamacare? hahaha

AndrewPrice said...

I agree.

AndrewPrice said...

Cris, I think Romney comes across well. He has gotten better at standing up for himself.

T-Rav said...

Which you can't do with RomneyCare.

CrisD said...

Ron Paul should be a professor in a University.

T-Rav said...

Yes! Suggesting an alternative!

Rick Perry said...

Perry is all over the place on immigration.

Rick Perry said...

But we should still give them in-state tuition. Because it would be heartless not to.

AndrewPrice said...

Children...

T-Rav said...

Welcome to Fight Night, folks!

T-Rav said...

So by the applause from the crowd, now we know...there are, in fact, genuine Romney fans out there.

CrisD said...

I kind of like screeching! (I mean if Anderson weren't watching)

AndrewPrice said...

Romney has just knocked Perry out.

CrisD said...

Crowd agrees with me!

AndrewPrice said...

Uh... you can put up fence up in a weekend if you use illegal labor.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I agree. Perry got slapped down.

Second-Rate Rapper said...

Lookin' like a fool with your boots on the ground!

AndrewPrice said...

So Perry just bought into Obama's garbage about the connection between Iran and Mexico? idiot.

AndrewPrice said...

"play to some group of people".... translate: racist.

T-Rav said...

Is Rick Perry's goal to just alienate the base at every turn?

AndrewPrice said...

Smart comment by Mitt.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, He can't contractually quit until he gets below 1% support.

T-Rav said...

Owww....

AndrewPrice said...

That's a real cheap shot.

AndrewPrice said...

Perry should slip out at the break and go home.

The Eulogist said...

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here to remember Rick Perry's presidential campaign...

AndrewPrice said...

That was an 80% good answer, but Newt forgot the rest about why illegal immigration hurts the legal immigrants.

T-Rav said...

Ed Morrissey on Twitter: Bachmann: Can I respond? AC: He didn't talk about you. Bachmann: So what?

AndrewPrice said...

Paul -- "we need to see everybody as an individual."


That's actually the most conservative thing he's said tonight.


Then he blew it by talking about the courts.

AndrewPrice said...

Nice answer!

T-Rav said...

I wonder if that was a deliberate dodge. Maybe he was afraid of getting his foot in his mouth.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, I think they've both dodged.

Anderson Cooper said...

I want to know about the Fourteenth Amendment, darn it!

AndrewPrice said...

Not true... again.

AndrewPrice said...

Does Santorum know he's not in church?

T-Rav said...

I don't want to make fun of Santorum's invocation of faith and family, but that's okay, because I'm sure Andrew's already doing it.

T-Rav said...

Obviously, I'm psychic.

Santorum said...

If we banned single people the economy would take off! But who cares about jobs anyway.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Anyone whose answer to EVERY question is "God wants the federal government to force people to get married" is not a serious candidate.

Nevada Voters said...

We're going to ask you a question about our state, because that's more important than questions about the nation.

AndrewPrice said...

Newt speaking out of both sides of his mouth, reminding us why there are problems with Newt.

I was against it before I was for it before I was against it tonight.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, ;-)

AndrewPrice said...

100% right from Paul!

DCAlleyKat said...

Hi ya'll.......LOL!

T-Rav said...

And BOOM goes the pandering hammer.

AndrewPrice said...

I agree with that -- free markets. Do not subsize nuclear or anything else.

T-Rav said...

DC, we're doing our best! And it seems to be more organized than this free-for-all on TV.

DCAlleyKat said...

Perry's out...

AndrewPrice said...

Oh God!! Perry said "nuc lar power" -- he is George W Bush in Perry-drag!!

AndrewPrice said...

Hey Santorum, your cab is here!

AndrewPrice said...

Hi DC!

It's been an UGLY debate.

T-Rav said...

Debate thus far:

"I did."
"You didn't!"
"I didn't."
"You did!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"

DCAlleyKat said...

Wow...Santorum strikes and keeps on striking...

Rick Santorum said...

I want to clarify, I should be the only one who's allowed to finish.

DCAlleyKat said...

and apples and oranges in bushels!

AndrewPrice said...

This debate needs a robot that roams the stage punching people in the crotch when they get annoying. It would be very busy tonight.

DCAlleyKat said...

oh Andrew! too funny!

T-Rav said...

Maybe I was stoned or something when I heard this, but wasn't this debate supposed to be about foreign policy?

AndrewPrice said...

That's the only honest answer given so far on this issue.

DCAlleyKat said...

Good job Herminator!

CrisD said...

apples and oranges galore, DC!!! :)

AndrewPrice said...

This style of pandering just pisses me off. Where's that robot...

Michele Bachmann said...

And let me tell you, I know a thing or two about raising children!

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, It was supposed to be about foreign policy.

T-Rav said...

Andrew, I don't think the robot will work on her. Just sayin'.

AndrewPrice said...

How to explain Occupy Wall Street...

... rich idiot kids playing around!

DCAlleyKat said...

Wow, I jear 'Michelle, my belle...'

CrisD said...

wow, michelle, real miss america of you.

T-Rav said...

Cain's best response of the night, hands down. I'm saying that right now.

AndrewPrice said...

Here we go...

DCAlleyKat said...

THE VICTIMS!

T-Rav said...

Gee, I never dreamed Ron Paul would bring up the Fed.

CrisD said...

Andrew, i read the november one was going to be foreign policy.

AndrewPrice said...

I will say that truthfully, Paul is correct in a lot of that.

AndrewPrice said...

Cris, I'd heard the one tonight was, but it certainly doesn't seem to be.

DCAlleyKat said...

Ron on a roll...

AndrewPrice said...

Paul does not understand who is squatting on Wall Street -- they are not Paulites, they are socialists.

AndrewPrice said...

Romney being presidential.

DCAlleyKat said...

any one of us would be better than what we've got now...

Mitt Romney said...

My three-phase response:

1. Addressing the issue one way
2. Addressing it the other way
3. Sidestepping it altogether

Brilliant! Vote for me!

DCAlleyKat said...

politival syrup, Romney style...

T-Rav said...

Andrew, for many of them, it only takes a nudge...

DCAlleyKat said...

political = pivitol = politival

AndrewPrice said...

A nudge? No, I'm talking a violent punch... or aren't you talking about my robot?

The N.A.D. Puncher 1200.

T-Rav said...

Don't worry DC, we got the drift :-)

AndrewPrice said...

In all seriousness though, this has been a horrible debate. It's an embarrassment all around.

AndrewPrice said...

T-Rav, Are you old enough to know Twiki from Buck Rogers?

DCAlleyKat said...

glad you got my back T-Rav...

T-Rav said...

Andrew, sure I was. What's N.A.D. stand for? I got Nimrod for the first one, but I don't...oh.

T-Rav said...

Serious question. Who's Twiki?

DCAlleyKat said...

True Andrew, it's been horrid!

T-Rav said...

Oh Lord, are we still having these "Who wrote Shakespeare's plays" debates?

AndrewPrice said...

It doesn't stand for anything, it's job is to punch people in the groin if they act like idiots at the debate.

CrisD said...

Maybe it was an embarrasement, Andrew, but Romney comes out looking good! MMMM how'd that happen?

T-Rav said...

Yep, I was right. They've come in from Utah. That explains a lot, actually.

AndrewPrice said...

Twiki: LINK

AndrewPrice said...

Cris, I think that's because most of the others are acting like angry children.

DCAlleyKat said...

impressive Rick!

Newt Gingrich said...

And believe me, I mean that thing about not judging others. Don't ask why.

AndrewPrice said...

That answer will sit very poorly outside the religious right.

T-Rav said...

You know what? I'm taking back that thing about the crowd being Mormons. That was unfair.

Rick Perry said...

We are a country that believes.... stuff. And we have individuals with. . . uh, rights.

T-Rav said...

Is it just me, or does Perry's answer sound a bit like Obama's "I could no more disown Jeremiah Wright than my own grandmother..." remark.

AndrewPrice said...

Romney is right about this.

CrisD said...

Rick Perry has mini strokes or maybe brain farts (whoops, can I say that here? sorry!!!!)

DCAlleyKat said...

hmmmm, what if they were Muslim?

AndrewPrice said...

mini strokes! LOL!

T-Rav said...

The answer is yes, but extremely carefully. And I do mean extremely.

AndrewPrice said...

Another ones buys into the Obama - PR on Iran.

AndrewPrice said...

Is there an answer coming?

T-Rav said...

I'll say this, Bachmann is making the Dems own their onetime "getting involved in unnecessary wars" talking point.

DCAlleyKat said...

in Islam the law of state and religion are one...

AndrewPrice said...

Newt the outsider! Down with Republicans!!

T-Rav said...

Dang. There's the Newt we know and love.

AndrewPrice said...

DC, And there are people want that here too.

AndrewPrice said...

Leaving Korea and Japan would be a disaster.

CrisD said...

I may have to drop out-when I have to pick up my husband downtown.

DCAlleyKat said...

right on Ron!

Ground Zero Mosque Developer said...

Hmm? Someone here talking about me?

AndrewPrice said...

Cris, Thanks for joining us! :)

T-Rav said...

Oh, whatever! Your husband can wait!

AndrewPrice said...

There is a LOT of waste in the defense budget.

Santorum said...

I believe what I read in the New York Times.

Ron Paul! said...

Hey, maybe we should try nuclear disarmament! That should bring down the debt!

AndrewPrice said...

Good question -- why send foreign aid.

China said...

Yes, don't worry. We'll take real good care of them (wink wink)...

T-Rav said...

Egypt is not Israel, unless I'm mistaken.

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